(01-11-2017, 12:16 PM)TheMaganator2.0 Wrote: I've knobbed enough bursds waking up having no idea who they are and what their name was (LADZ) to not get too prissy about paying for it.

(01-11-2017, 01:21 PM)Gregory Wrote:

On first reading, it does come across rather Julian Assange.

(01-11-2017, 12:16 PM)TheMaganator2.0 Wrote: Haven't done it (and have been to Amsterdam) but don't have a moral objection to it.

I've knobbed enough bursds waking up having no idea who they are and what their name was (LADZ) to not get too prissy about paying for it.

The ship has sailed now I am married though.

Agree that the thought of it is rank if they've been 'working' before shagging for you but I guess if you're drunk enough you'd soon get over that.

I find the whole thing disgusting. That auld cunt McCian is a tit.

None of you woken up to a bursds you didn't recognise?

I've never been raped Mags, no.

(01-11-2017, 01:31 PM)TheMaganator2.0 Wrote:

None of you woken up to a bursds you didn't recognise?

Re-read what you wrote. It's pretty easy to read it as you saying you woke up next to a lassie you didn't know and started shagging her

(01-11-2017, 11:05 AM)Picards Muirhead Wrote: LADS

Thankfully someone got that

It gives me the creeps to think that a bird doesn't actually want to be having sex with you and it's just a transaction for them.

(01-11-2017, 03:51 PM)Vieri Wrote: It gives me the creeps to think that a bird doesn't actually want to be having sex with you

inb4 marriage joke

(01-11-2017, 11:14 AM)Bubbles Wrote: I'd shag a prozzie in the Dam, what's the difference between shagging a tidy bird in a controlled environment to banging a random that you meet in a bar or whatever (that probably has aids)

Because a bird that you take home actually wants to ride you. (Or at least should).

I transactioned your mum

(01-11-2017, 11:14 AM)Bubbles Wrote: I'd shag a prozzie in the Dam, what's the difference between shagging a tidy bird in a controlled environment to banging a random that you meet in a bar or whatever (that probably has aids)

(01-11-2017, 03:51 PM)Vieri Wrote: It gives me the creeps to think that a bird doesn't actually want to be having sex with you and it's just a transaction for them.

This is it for me. Separates those who see sex as something you do with a woman from those that see sex as something you do to a woman.*


*this comment is strictly for hetero men

(01-11-2017, 05:25 PM)Roger H. Sterling Wrote: This is it for me. Separates those who see sex as something you do with a woman from those that see sex as something you do to a woman.*


*this comment is strictly for hetero men

I imagine the whole experience to be quite weird and potentially very uncomfortable as well tbh.

It is just an expensive wank at the end of the day. No emotion. No intimacy. Just sex.

Paid rape

(01-11-2017, 05:57 PM)TheMaganator2.0 Wrote: It is just an expensive wank at the end of the day. No emotion. No intimacy. Just sex.

My wanks are very intimate and tearful thanks

I'd rather have a wank.

At least then I can be downright disgusted with who I've "ridden" in my head rather than in real life.

Tbh we were in Amsterdam last year on a stag party and I think only 1 went with a Pro. It wasn't me.