It got worse overnight. Can barely move.

Get Greek yogurt on the sunburn

(05-31-2015, 12:52 PM)Roger H. Sterling Wrote: It got worse overnight. Can barely move.

Nowt worse than sunburn

Going up for round two versus the wasps with a can of raid. Wish me luck

Good luck wasps.

If watching Fortitude taught me anything the only way to kill wasps is with fire and lots of it.

I'm up for being the next mod after Sterlings funeral.

Still alive, sorry guys.

Shame. Was hoping you'd go the way of Macaulay.

(06-02-2015, 03:38 PM)Sterling Archer Wrote: Going up for round two versus the wasps with a can of raid. Wish me luck

I thought you were going to try this on sunday? Disappointed you've not fallen through the attic yet, or managed to gas yourself in a poorly ventilated airspace, tbh.

(06-02-2015, 10:05 PM)Walter Sobchak Wrote: I thought you were going to try this on sunday? Disappointed you've not fallen through the attic yet, or managed to gas yourself in a poorly ventilated airspace, tbh.

I chickened out. I'm a fucking coward if you hadn't realised that by now.

You're going to tackle a fucking wasps nest with a can of insect killer?

You're going to get fucking molested of them

Quote:An amorous couple were arrested at a Hyde Park gig after getting frisky in front of children, a court heard.

Mike Holden filmed the couple on his mobile phone as Paloma Faith belted out her songs on stage, the Old Bailey heard.
‘I was repulsed and very upset by it,' he said.

Seems legit. I know when I'm repulsed and upset by something, the first thing I do is get my phone out and film it.

Link

Quote:But Beck, a hospitality waitress, said the video showed her trying to ‘shake' her boyfriend, who is a gardener, awake and that she was ‘bewildered' by the sex claims.

She said: ‘I shook him on his legs and waist and said wake up, get up.' Prosecutor Tom Cleeve shot back: ‘You shook his legs, that didn't work – what else did you shake?'

What's your boys thoughts on seeing a bird that doesn't drink?

My girlf barely ever drinks. Practically teetotal.

It's not that big a deal. She doesn't think I drink that much either.

She's wrong.

Get rid and stay well clear. Something off about folk that dont drink

Imagine the first time she has a Smirnoff Ice and she turns into a complete mentalist

As long as you don't get hassle for going out for a beer I reckon it would be decent.

Had a date with this bird like a year ago, didn't pursue it due to her being sober. Bit of a deal breaker for me. My family are borderline alcoholics and I'm with Jon in thinking folk that don't drink are a bit odd. I mean teetotal, not going to hassle someone for not getting ratarsed all the time. Kept in touch with her on and off since then, she was meant to be coming round tonight for some no strings.

Went to Tesco after work and picked up a bottle of wine for myself, and apple juice for her. Couldn't take it. Pied it.

Depends what you'll be doing socially. My wife doesn't drink that often but she's still up for a laugh if we go out.