(10-28-2021, 09:08 PM)Shteve Wrote: Will probably do as a bottle opener as well when the kebab arrives.

2 for 1 mate, 2 for 1

B.O.G.O.F

(10-28-2021, 09:01 PM)Terry Wrote: Good call, I've not had a garlic press in years, i'll need to get one of those egg slicers as well.

Also, a cheese grater, food blender and a glass juicer, you know the one, where you slice a lemon in half and plunge it on the wee dome thing that kinda looks like a butt plug, then twist away! Sounds like you'll pretty well then have the whole set of kitchen implements that are an absolute cunt to clean!

That aside, what Scott is recommending should see you right.

Fucksake mate, i'm gonna have to use the craig wighton board. 
Food blender
Juicer

Anything else?

(10-28-2021, 09:10 PM)Acey Wrote: Fresh garlic is a false economy once you're having to clean your garlic press and have garlic fingers for the rest of the night.

Get the Very Lazy (or Lidl equivalent) jars of garlic and ginger & a big bottle of oyster sauce. All three are essential in stir fries imo.

You clean your garlic press?

I use it then immediately run it under a tap and use a knife to scrape out any shit, run it under tap again and that's it. If it smells a bit of yesterday's garlic i'm not bothered.

Or do you have a big fancy one?

(10-28-2021, 09:15 PM)Terry Wrote: Fucksake mate, i'm gonna have to use the craig wighton board. 
Food blender
Juicer

Anything else?

You don't need that stuff nor do you need an egg slicer.   and if you don't already own a cheese grater then you are beyond help.

Aye, every cunt has got a cheese grater, shirley?
You can't talk talk me out of an egg slicer though, been meaning to get another one. 
You can't beat a cold boiled egg sliced in one go.

Didn't Bourdain cancel the garlic press about 20 years ago?

I probably use fresh garlic a few times a week in pastas, stir fries, curries etc. A microplane is definitely the way to go - quick, no faff to clean and you can use it for various other ingredients at the same time. Could probably just use the smallest side of a grater tbf but then you're back into things that are awkward to clean.

(10-28-2021, 09:20 PM)Terry Wrote: You can't beat a cold boiled egg sliced in one go.

You still trying to tell us you're under 50 Tel?

good food good fellas ....

(10-28-2021, 09:22 PM)Sarkozy Wrote: You still trying to tell us you're under 50 Tel?

Ha, i just like to cut corners. 
I've not got a soda stream.

(10-28-2021, 09:22 PM)Sarkozy Wrote: Didn't Bourdain cancel the garlic press about 20 years ago?

Tell us you're a #landanlad without telling us you're a #landanlad.

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Where's the bevvy?

I don't drink, mate.  

(10-29-2021, 05:37 PM)pondlife Wrote: Where's the bevvy?

And bogroll? I'd imagine Terrence makes one hell of a mess in his toilet.

I get my bogroll from home bargains, got an 18 pack in the cupboard.

Don't you keep your lavvy paper handy by the toilet? :kanyelaugh:

Anyway, you do look like you've got some healthy options in there but all teh slice veg needs to be hit on the head, you're just killing the wee creatures with yer plastic!

(10-29-2021, 06:04 PM)pondlife Wrote: Don't you keep your lavvy paper handy by the toilet?  :kanyelaugh:

Anyway, you do look like you've got some healthy options in there but all teh slice veg needs to be hit on the head, you're just killing the wee creatures with yer plastic!  

Ken, but fresh stuff goes off too quickly. depresses the shit out of me having to eat stir fry 3 days in a row.

(10-29-2021, 06:06 PM)Terry Wrote: Ken, but fresh stuff goes off too quickly. depresses the shit out of me having to eat stir fry 3 days in a row.

The reason you'll eat stir fry three times on the trot is coz basically that's all you have bought!  

Make yourself some thick soups akin to veggie stews, there's bundles of recipes out there!  You must have an Aldi or Lidl nearby-ish they're everywhere ffs, just pop in on the way home and you're sorted for fruit and veg without the packaging, generally.  Eggs is another great option ... get crackin' mate!  

Aye, I'm lazy as fuck though. 


You should try those cereal bars by the way, well tasty, usually double that price tae.