(09-18-2025, 07:03 PM)Shteve Wrote: Alison Hammond, folk will be finding her a lot less 'funny' now she's lost a ton of timber.

I ken a cunt that would hit that

Shteve is always mad about a woman I've never heard of.

Mind Shteve can afford a TV though.

Well, when a say afford...he's got a catalogue.

(09-18-2025, 07:46 PM)Shuto Makino Wrote: Shteve is always mad about a woman I've never heard of.

I'm not mad about it, fair play to her although it wouldn't have been natural weight loss for sure.

You must have never watched the tele if you don't know who Alison Hammond is btw.

Aye she's been all over TV for about 15 years. As unavoidable as Rob Beckett and Romesh Ranganathan

Never heard of her either. Assume she was fat af and cracked fat jokes, haha.

Can't say I've seen her more than a handful of times but she's seems a good lass. Well done her, looks great

(09-18-2025, 08:10 PM)Shteve Wrote: I'm not mad about it, fair play to her although it wouldn't have been natural weight loss for sure.

You must have never watched the tele if you don't know who Alison Hammond is btw.

I mainly stream things I'm actually going to like rather than sitting there like grrr women's football is shite I can't believe I'm choosing to watch it, grr women comedians aren't funny, I can't believe I'm choosing to watch them, grrr.

Not got the haunted Ozempic look, imo.

(09-18-2025, 10:06 PM)Shuto Makino Wrote: I mainly stream things I'm actually going to like rather than sitting there like grrr women's football is shite I can't believe I'm choosing to watch it, grr women comedians aren't funny, I can't believe I'm choosing to watch them, grrr.

Aye but you've made that scenario up so it doesn't really wash, I'm aware of things in life some I enjoy, some i don't.

My point about Hammond is she's one of these big bubbly wummin that people love but she'll probably have her haters now that she's lost a power of timber, it's starting to transpire that massive people aren't Infact happy with being huge now there's a quick and easy way to shed weight without any effort.

(09-19-2025, 06:13 AM)Shteve Wrote: Aye but you've made that scenario up so it doesn't really wash, I'm aware of things in life some I enjoy, some i don't.

My point about Hammond is she's one of these big bubbly wummin that people love but she'll probably have her haters now that she's lost a power of timber, it's starting to transpire that massive people aren't Infact happy with being huge now there's a quick and easy way to shed weight without any effort.

A common theme on here amongst certain posters, they let their imagination get carried away. 

It’s weird.

(09-19-2025, 06:13 AM)Shteve Wrote: Aye but you've made that scenario up so it doesn't really wash, I'm aware of things in life some I enjoy, some i don't.

My point about Hammond is she's one of these big bubbly wummin that people love but she'll probably have her haters now that she's lost a power of timber, it's starting to transpire that massive people aren't Infact happy with being huge now there's a quick and easy way to shed weight without any effort.

Listen she might not, and that's OK as well. I'm merely shooting the breeze about something in the General Musings thread, that's what it's here for.

In Shteve’s defence there was plenty of negativity in social media when Adele lost her weight as well as that Aussie actress who was in Pitch Perfectbz

I remember when Nade shed timber at Raith.

ChatGPT - generate an image of Alison Hammond emerging from the skin of arsenal defender Jurriën Timber. Make it like she's a snake and rubbing the dead Timber skin off on a rock. Shteve is in the background saying he doesn't care but he also hates in intensely but mostly doesnt care but hates it.

(09-19-2025, 06:13 AM)Shteve Wrote: Aye but you've made that scenario up so it doesn't really wash, I'm aware of things in life some I enjoy, some i don't.

My point about Hammond is she's one of these big bubbly wummin that people love but she'll probably have her haters now that she's lost a power of timber, it's starting to transpire that massive people aren't Infact happy with being huge now there's a quick and easy way to shed weight without any effort.

I will absolutely hold my hands up to you being more aware than I am of the kind of daytime TV that is made for and watched by idiots. This is still kind of reading like you're determined to be mad at people who are just living their lives, though. Maybe some fat people are happy that way (AJ and Fraggle seem fine with it for example). Others are maybe kidding themselves on. Their business, really - live and let live

The wee man is on tenterhooks 

She's on Itv right now and she looks like she always has.