General Musings

[CritchSmile]

Safely on the plane, lads

It's tiny. Has propellers.

No way we're getting a smooth journey

Flybe

[Walter Sobchak]

Quite partial to a flight on a wee propeller plane. A couple of my favourite flights have been on one. One was a tiny city hopper with KLM to amsterdam, usual KLM service standards and a lovely flight. The other was fly-be to chambery, was hilarious watching the wife freak out as we banked and made a 180 around a mountain to come in and land, with the propellers absolutely howling. Some noise like.

[Zizou]

Hopefully #stormabigail hits while you're in mid air on your wee death trap

[Mikey]

They're called turboprops you philistines

[Jeff Resnick]

Just got into Belfast on a propeller plane. Plenty folk shitting themselves.

Actual landing, rather than descent, couldnt have been smoother.

[Rory Breaker]

Rory and the boys #squadgoals

once I get photoshop on my laptop I might post a pic with warnocks covering the rest of the guests faces

Between this and you e-mailing Hearts with suggestions relating to the official calendar, I feel like we are building quite a picture of your existence.

very good Mak I still think the calender is a good idea though I can understand why emailling the club can induce wiggos from you lot

[Shuto Makino]

Hi Sir,

Just sending you a quick e-mail to apologize for not being here today. My bus never came and the next one would have been wayyyyyy to late for class. I've done my oral presentation (at least I wrote it down) and if you allow me so, I'd like to do it tomorrow. Also, I know it may be a lot to ask but, I'd like to know if you could not put me as missing today, as it is clearly not my fault and I will have troubles with administration as I have scholarship. Thank you and have a nice class!

(Student's name)

Envoyé de mon iPhone

Don't mark me absent because I missed my bus

[Mr A]

Arrived safely, lads

Wasn't too bumpy. Had a few 50ml gins to steady the nerves

[PHOODLE-OUt]

Hi Sir,

Just sending you a quick e-mail to apologize for not being here today. My bus never came and the next one would have been wayyyyyy to late for class. I've done my oral presentation (at least I wrote it down) and if you allow me so, I'd like to do it tomorrow. Also, I know it may be a lot to ask but, I'd like to know if you could not put me as missing today, as it is clearly not my fault and I will have troubles with administration as I have scholarship. Thank you and have a nice class!

(Student's name)

Envoyé de mon iPhone

Don't mark me absent because I missed my bus

Ruin his life

[Walter Sobchak]

Hi Sir,

Just sending you a quick e-mail to apologize for not being here today. My bus never came and the next one would have been wayyyyyy to late for class. I've done my oral presentation (at least I wrote it down) and if you allow me so, I'd like to do it tomorrow. Also, I know it may be a lot to ask but, I'd like to know if you could not put me as missing today, as it is clearly not my fault and I will have troubles with administration as I have scholarship. Thank you and have a nice class!

(Student's name)

Envoyé de mon iPhone

Don't mark me absent because I missed my bus

What's in it for you Mak?

[Shuto Makino]

Oral 'presentation' tomorrow :begbie:

Surely to fuck her scholarship won't be affected by one absence

[Johnny]

Is it a guy or a gerl?

If its a laddie, fuck off cunt

If its a lassie, you know what to do, "oral presentation"

[2MatoFish]

Oral 'presentation' tomorrow :begbie:

Surely to fuck her scholarship won't be affected by one absence

It won't be affected by one absence, no. If she's at the level of absence that it is endangering her scholarship then she should make sure and not miss the bus.

edit. :begbie:

can't not.

[Drederick Shanktum]

Just ask what our resident educator would do in a situation such as this Mak.

You know it makes sense

:begbie:

[Gigolo-Aunt]

Hi Sir,

Just sending you a quick e-mail to apologize for not being here today. My bus never came and the next one would have been wayyyyyy to late for class. I've done my oral presentation (at least I wrote it down) and if you allow me so, I'd like to do it tomorrow. Also, I know it may be a lot to ask but, I'd like to know if you could not put me as missing today, as it is clearly not my fault and I will have troubles with administration as I have scholarship. Thank you and have a nice class!

(Student's name)

Envoyé de mon iPhone

Don't mark me absent because I missed my bus

That's a paddlin

[dokratrow]

What the fuck is this weather about

Got to go to the library later.

[Big Physical Acey]

That's a paddlin

Before or after the oral presentation?

[Chrambo]

Hi Sir,

Just sending you a quick e-mail to apologize for not being here today. My bus never came and the next one would have been wayyyyyy to late for class. I've done my oral presentation (at least I wrote it down) and if you allow me so, I'd like to do it tomorrow. Also, I know it may be a lot to ask but, I'd like to know if you could not put me as missing today, as it is clearly not my fault and I will have troubles with administration as I have scholarship. Thank you and have a nice class!

(Student's name)

Envoyé de mon iPhone

Don't mark me absent because I missed my bus

I'd fail them for that alone. 

Surely to fuck her scholarship won't be affected by one absence

Sounds like she's "missed her bus" enough times to put her scholarship on the line, tbh  

[Shuto Makino]

On the plus side, she called me sir. :begbie:

[Cheeky Gnando’s]

You've always longed for the day when someone would call you sir without adding, "you're making a scene".