General Musings

[Timothy Dugshite]

A 29-year-old Briton was seized at gunpoint and part of Amsterdam's Schiphol airport evacuated when the man allegedly began shouting that he had a bomb in the departure lounge early on New Year's Day (2016). Other passengers are said to have fled in panic. The airport's terminal 3 was briefly evacuated and searched, and the man's luggage examined using sniffer dogs, but no device was found.

Think he was just trying to say he had a good time. Was probably on the good gear.

[Shuto Makino]

Picked this up. Sure to be a hit with the THF.

[Sterling Archer]

[Shuto Makino]

GAINS

[Big Physical Acey]

[Drederick Shanktum]

Meat in a tin. Absolute philistines.

[Big Physical Acey]

I've just realised that the iPad has a picture-in-picture function for multitasking with a video playing.

:begbie:

[Mikey]

Cats getting sent for hard time because Acey had one eye on pornhub when he was meant to be working out how to dispute their criminal misdeeds.

[Snake Plissken]

There's this Chinese lad who comes to my weekly game of fives and he is the worst player I have ever seen.


It's hard to exaggerate just how completely useless this guy is, he's game-breakingly bad, actually worse than not having a player as he just gives the ball away whenever it comes to him or scuffs it out the park.  Whenever the balls in the air, he tries to Muggy it which would be quite amusing if it wasn't happening every few minutes.  There's usually an argument over who has to take him on their side as whichever team is forced to take him is at a massive disadvantage.  


It's just a daft wee kickabout every week with below average and poor players but he's managing to ruin it for everyone with his shiteness and enthusiasm.  It's like he's just there to make friends and get some exercise, the gormless wee dick

Who's the worst player the THF has ever played alongside/against?

[dokratrow]

Had a cracking long dream last night.

In which a THF member made a bizarre cameo

[Gigolo-Aunt]

[2MatoFish]

Had a dream i bought the set from 15to1

[dokratrow]

It was Acey actually. He spoke with surprising confidence

[Picards Forehead]

Picked this up. Sure to be a hit with the THF.

"Premium"

[Big Physical Acey]

Who's the worst player the THF has ever played alongside/against?

That fat mess Gartland was hilariously bad when he turned up for Kickback 7s about ten years ago, and I suspect he hasn't improved.

Boomstick could use some work on his technique too.

It was Acey actually. He spoke with surprising confidence

Tell me more.

(just held myself back from neggying you for "surprising" )

[Billy Butcher]

Acey judging others on their footballing ability

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[Sterling Archer]

Who's the worst player the THF has ever played alongside/against?

Feel bad doing this because I'm pretty terrible and could easily be on the list of a few of the THF.

Used to play 5's every sunday though and there was this big guy who was just terrible. He actually improved considerably over the time we played but still. He had the beckham style hair and coloured boots which made it worse. Affectionately known as 1* (PES days).

Also, in the glasgow 5's, Martin T wasn't exactly Messi.

[Chrambo]

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[Big Physical Acey]

Acey judging others on their footballing ability

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You make a catastrophic relatively high-profile error one time...

[Mr A]

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