Talk Hearts Daily News Thread

**Drederick Shanktum** · 03-29-2017, 01:41 PM

(03-29-2017, 01:40 PM)Tzunafish Wrote: What do the man who discovered the basis for existence and future big brother evictee 'her that eon money' have in common?

They've both got massive fake tits May Bee

**2MatoFish** · (Edited 03-29-2017, 01:47 PM by 2MatoFish.)

(03-29-2017, 01:41 PM)Isma Tatum Wrote: They've both got massive fake tits

You're getting confused with the Higgs-Bosom

Shitwine

PHOODLE-OUt · 03-29-2017, 01:43 PM

(03-29-2017, 01:42 PM)Tzunafish Wrote: Your getting confused with the Higgs-Bosom

Not often a pun can be so great Putitthere

**Big Physical Acey** · 03-29-2017, 02:01 PM

I don't want to pozzy it, but it's too good not to. Snake

**Drederick Shanktum** · (Edited 03-29-2017, 02:03 PM by Drederick Shanktum.)

Knocked out the park

Papin · 03-29-2017, 02:12 PM

Played it well.

Biggs-Bosom would have been too much.

PHOODLE-OUt · 03-29-2017, 02:16 PM

(03-29-2017, 02:12 PM)Jean-Pierre Papin Wrote: Played it well.

Biggs-Bosom would have been too much.

Nah, it wouldn't have Monty Chuckle

Papin · 03-29-2017, 02:20 PM

(03-29-2017, 12:58 PM)Indy-Stupid2 Wrote: https://stv.tv/news/east-central/1384334...ign=buffer

Scott Hasting's wife has gone missing

Found. Probably just trying to escape her arsehole husband.

PHOODLE-OUt · 03-31-2017, 08:45 AM

http://www.edinburghnews.scotsman.com/ou...-1-4407933

Hibees and jet skis do go?

PHOODLE-OUt · 03-31-2017, 07:38 PM

**Big Physical Acey** · 03-31-2017, 08:54 PM

u fuckin wot Branson Warnock

**2MatoFish** · 03-31-2017, 10:39 PM

I feel like I'm missing the greatest ever word play joke.

~~Dexter~~ · 04-01-2017, 05:45 AM

(03-31-2017, 10:39 PM)Tzunafish Wrote: I feel like I'm missing the greatest ever word play joke.

I thought it was just me - I struggled with that tweet for literally a full 10 seconds before giving up.

**CritchSmile** · 04-01-2017, 08:32 AM

(04-01-2017, 05:45 AM)Dexter Wrote: I thought it was just me - I struggled with that tweet for literally a full 10 seconds before giving up.

^^ dyslexic.

**Zizou** · 04-01-2017, 08:34 AM

It's an April fools guys. He goat the lot oh ye.

~~Dexter~~ · 04-01-2017, 11:13 AM

(04-01-2017, 08:32 AM)Gregory Wrote: ^^ dyslexic.

Fcuk Fof

Half Time Guest · 04-02-2017, 10:33 AM

Well, this is some fucked up shit right here:

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/blogs-trending-39194035

Folk who believe the Sandy Hook school massacre was a hoax.

Fucking mental stuff.

**2MatoFish** · 04-02-2017, 11:22 AM

Only time I've turned of Stanhope's podcast was when one of his guests was talking about it being a false flag or something. There were no jokes involved and I wasn't up for someone presenting TV footage of shocked parents as evidence of a conspiracy.

**Kashinda** · 04-02-2017, 01:32 PM

(04-02-2017, 10:33 AM)Half Time Guest Wrote: Well, this is some fucked up shit right here:

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/blogs-trending-39194035

Folk who believe the Sandy Hook school massacre was a hoax.

Fucking mental stuff.

I work with somebody like this. Everything's a false flag acted out by the same crisis actors. Sometimes you just want to tell him to shut up, but if you do he'll lay into you for being blind to the truth and having a calcified pineal gland.

Zlat

**Zizou** · 04-03-2017, 12:07 PM

Explosion on the metro in Russia Eek

https://www.rt.com/news/383202-st-peters...ast-metro/