Talk Hearts Daily News Thread

[Cheeky Gnando’s]

Its shit did it better.

Meanwhile:

https://www.dailyrecord.co.uk/news/crime...t-12574633

Criminal law = the best law

Incredible

“Bash on?”

“Aye”

[Del-icious]

Am I reading this right, the judge asked if the Asian lassie asked him if he wanted “sucky sucky”



Surely not ok

[Jeff Resnick]

The prosecutor added: “Events had taken an unexpected, positive twist?”

McIntosh said: “You wouldn't turn it down.”

[Zizou]

Great read that. Zero fucks given

[Mr A]

Am I reading this right, the judge asked if the Asian lassie asked him if he wanted “sucky sucky”



Surely not ok

The prosecutor asked him that, not the judge.

The prosecutor tries to put baddies in jail, Acey tries to keep them on our streets.

[Del-icious]

The prosecutor asked him that, not the judge.

The prosecutor tries to put baddies in jail, Acey tries to keep them on our streets.

Is it still ok for the prosecutor to say that?

It's pretty racist.

[Shuto Makino]

“It wasn't erect,” said the witness.

“That's a lie. I'll stand by that.”

[Bill Cosby]

I won't ask if you had a fag afterwards.

[Jeff Resnick]

Is it still ok for the prosecutor to say that?

It's pretty racist.

He may have been quoting from a statement given to the police.

[2MatoFish]

Or just love Kubrick and/or 2 Live Crew.

[Big Physical Acey]

Is it still ok for the prosecutor to say that?

It's pretty racist.

My assumption is that it'll have been a reference to evidence that a previous witness gave. Hope so, anyway.

[Shuto Makino]

If so it's still mental that the paper cited it out of context like that's a totally reasonable thing to ask.

[Cheeky Gnando’s]

It's like the Record forgot it wasn't the Sport for the entirety of the article

[Felix]

https://www.dailyrecord.co.uk/news/crime...n-12586153

“He was quite cocky”,

[Shuto Makino]

"The white male was naked. We asked him to stand up. It was clear he had an erect penis.”

“That wasn't because you asked him to stand up?” prosecutor Ronnie Hay said.

The gift that keeps on giving.

[Big Physical Acey]

Let's focus on that erect penis for a moment

[Snake Plissken]

PC McLean must have had some paper round

[Felix]

WIND UP MUPS - BACK TO WORK

[Groot]

I'm fairly certain someone I work with is on the jury for that

I knew she was on jury duty at Kirkcaldy Sherriff court this week and she texted earlier in the week to say she expected to be out quite a bit and that there were translators involved

[Papin]

It's always Kirkcaldy
Like the old boy were a thong back-to-front in the street trying to feed pigeons.