Talk Hearts Daily News Thread

**Herzog** · 09-04-2018, 08:49 AM

(09-04-2018, 07:26 AM)Shteve Wrote: Had to get the whole ECG thing when I was about 16, just went to the docs for something trivial and ended up thinking I was going to die, the doc discovered I had a heart murmur, don't think it means I'm fucked but it might.

''Seconds to go. Lewis springs the offside trap, rounds the keeper to win the 5's league...........''

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pondlife · 09-04-2018, 09:06 AM

(09-04-2018, 06:07 AM)Gregory Wrote: Wasted five minutes waiting for a pagger.

Use your cursor and the play-bar thingy; that's what I did after a couple of minutes. Big black lass would have cleaned her clock, and then shit in her pork-pie. That's rude!

**Herzog** · 09-05-2018, 12:20 AM

Curry looks nice though Quite Good

**Big Physical Acey** · 09-05-2018, 10:35 PM

Like a scene from West Lothian.

pondlife · 09-06-2018, 08:46 AM

Quote:wrong you got enslaved by the Africa you mean the ones who bought the slaves theirs a difference. And of course he's talking about that cause nobody likes to talk about anything unless it's bashing white people. Just cause white people was better at kicking peoples asses and taking what they want people salty. The only people to be better at that was the Chinese.

A comment from JoePublic on a FB post re: CK&the$wish.

Monty Oh You

**CritchSmile** · 09-06-2018, 11:37 AM

https://www.constructionnews.co.uk/event...73.article

Dat SNP government delivering on large infrastructure projects Oooooh

Array · 09-06-2018, 11:45 AM

(09-06-2018, 11:37 AM)Gregory Wrote: https://www.constructionnews.co.uk/event...73.article

Dat SNP government delivering on large infrastructure projects

"65 per cent less than the original budget forecast". Even allowing for a degree of probable toying around with figures that's still.........pretty good. Monty Oh Well

Papin · 09-06-2018, 11:48 AM

(09-06-2018, 11:37 AM)Gregory Wrote: https://www.constructionnews.co.uk/event...73.article

Dat SNP government delivering on large infrastructure projects

Aye but it was closed for a week last November, we demand answers APRant

Cheeky Gnando’s · 09-06-2018, 12:53 PM

It is a pinigol bridge tbf Piggy

Just a taste of what is possible in our too wee, too stupid nation Savoury

**Del-icious** · 09-06-2018, 01:57 PM

**Del-icious** · 09-06-2018, 06:40 PM

http://www.ladbible.com/news/animals-pri...s-20180906

Anyone seen that Wow

pondlife · 09-06-2018, 06:48 PM

Saw that at Edinburgh Zoo once: no biggie.

Shteve · 09-06-2018, 07:27 PM

(09-06-2018, 06:40 PM)TEAM LEVEIN Wrote: http://www.ladbible.com/news/animals-pri...s-20180906

Anyone seen that

Aye I have, I just watched the video.

pondlife · 09-06-2018, 08:11 PM

He's done! 10-4 Good Buddy! Sob

**Herzog** · 09-07-2018, 06:37 PM

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotland-h...s-45446868

Light hearted but i think every Monty smiley covers this story.

**Del-icious** · 09-07-2018, 07:30 PM

(09-07-2018, 06:37 PM)Herzog Wrote: https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotland-h...s-45446868

Light hearted but i think every Monty smiley covers this story.

Very interesting.

It is like when Lew gets one over on AP.

**Shuto Makino** · 09-08-2018, 08:33 AM

Remember the Muslim foster care scandal?

https://twitter.com/BrianCathcart/status...54433?s=19

Monty Oh Well

Shteve · 09-08-2018, 08:37 AM

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-45453062

A very unsurprising read, that's the English for you Monty Oh Well

**Herzog** · 09-08-2018, 09:13 AM

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-45450558

How is this even possible?

Monty Ha

**Del-icious** · 09-08-2018, 09:46 AM

(09-08-2018, 09:13 AM)Herzog Wrote: https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-45450558

How is this even possible?

Wtf?

Surely when you go inside and some guy is kicking back on the couch watching telly, or making a sandwich he's obviously not a threat?

Even if he was in the wrong house your first instinct shouldn't be to shoot someone, what if the guy had something wrong with him and was lost?

What a fucking idiot, I hope she is jailed.