The End of the Weekend #WeGoAgain

[Widespread Gang Violence]

Top class start to the week. The daft fucking bus ticket app wasn't working with my tickets inside it so had to find a shop that was open to get change and now late.

Get on the bus eventually and it's fucking rammed of course. Some dickhead gets on with a set of golf clubs just to make matters worse

Hopefully you had to buy some out of date milk from your favourite corner shop to get change.

[Giza Brek]

Golf clubs on a bus

[Chrambo]

I thought they were trialing contactless a few years back?

Came in a half an hour early for a bit of peace and quiet to crack on with some stuff and there are other folk in my team in early so completely pointless now

Sitting chatting shite now

The office life has taken over you already

[Konnichiwa You Cunt]

Sitting chatting shite now

That's enough about your post, how are you getting on at work?

[Snake Plissken]

Going to work early

[Widespread Gang Violence]

Johnny trying to get a gold star for being a Team Player by turning up early.

...I tend to get to work in Dundee at 7:45am tbf.

[Le Quatrième Reich]

Good on Johnny getting in early and bettering himself in the process

[Mr A]

Agreed - well done Johnny!

Your dedication will not go unnoticed in the work place.

You'll be running the show before long

[Roger H. Sterling]

I came in half an hour late because I thought my boss was off and he's not

Now the whole network is down so I can't do anything anyway.

[Zizou]

Once an hour I go and sit in the toilet for 5 minutes. Adds up to about half an hour by the end of the day

[CritchSmile]

Having set times to be at work

[Giza Brek]

I usually go and sit in the car every hour or so, I've actually perfected the art of skiving at work tbh.

[CritchSmile]

I usually go and sit in the car every hour or so, I've actually perfected the art of skiving at work tbh.

Aye i'm sure no has clocked you sitting in your motor 8 times a day.

[Cheeky Gnando’s]

They won't have because he's making it up

[Karl Urbenoit]

All my work is broken up into coded jobs with a set time. On average I work maybe 4hrs, have 8hrs on my time sheet and produce at least 10hrs claimable work 

[Roger H. Sterling]

All my work is broken up into coded jobs with a set time. On average I work maybe 4hrs, have 8hrs on my time sheet and produce at least 10hrs claimable work 

Does that factor in time sat in traffic?

[Picards Forehead]

I usually add about 2 hours of "general support" to my timesheet per day. This is predominantly TalkHearts surfing time

[Karl Urbenoit]

Does that factor in time sat in traffic?

Most of the codes do have extra time to cover travel between jobs. Random things like replacing lamps and test certificates don't but those are usually additional codes added to the job and not the main one. 

Basically if I get a job to replace a socket it's 20mins on the main code. I also have to do a test so that's an additional 10mins. Half an hour time for a job that takes less than half that to do without considering any further additions. Back box is damaged that's another 30mins to replace. Test results aren't acceptable got a 55min code to inspect the wiring plus any additional time required on a narrative code.

Installation jobs have ridiculous times, 3hrs to wire an additional socket, 4hrs for an outside light. I'd consider myself a failure if I took anything like that to do it

[Grooto Toure]

My time sheet shows 7.5 hours booked to whatever project I'm looking after at that point in time

Whatever is done to fill that is up to me, at the moment it's Breaking Bad while writing reports, preparing variation orders and general fuckaboutery

Got marketing in the offices next to me and they're hardly here but talk about the site management team moving in there which may affect my Netflix time

[Widespread Gang Violence]

Filling in timesheets precious memories.