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#2,401
01-16-2019, 08:24 PM
Nothing nippier than tripping over a dug pished like.
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01-16-2019, 08:34 PM
Can't take my dug in the pub cos he's a fucking bampot Sob
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01-16-2019, 08:36 PM
(01-16-2019, 08:34 PM)The Great Khali Wrote: Can't take my dug in the pub cos he's a fucking bampot Sob

Took mines in when it was a puppy, was lying down being unusually quiet and then I saw it bolting away around the pub, had chewed through the lead Monty Oh Well
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01-16-2019, 08:40 PM
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I left it too late to take him and he wouldn't settle. Bolting about everywhere and I couldn't relax and enjoy my pint. Put him on the lead and he was just struggling to get free. Don't think he enjoyed it too much so he was a bit stressy.

He's friendly as fuck but he's huge so when he comes bounding up to folk, they understandably shit it at first before they realise he's actually a loveable doofus.
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#2,405
01-16-2019, 10:59 PM
The worst is if they settle after a bit or even go to sleep, and some punter comes up and claps them without asking and making daft noises, wakes them up and they go bananas. Five mins later and you're leaving a half drunk pint and away home.

Absolutely fucking terrible patter like.
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01-17-2019, 12:24 AM
Everyone loved him Sob


Barmaids number Sob


Pished Sob

Love you floyd Sob
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01-17-2019, 12:50 AM
Yes Pete Oooooh
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01-17-2019, 06:49 AM
(01-16-2019, 08:24 PM)Shteve Wrote: Nothing nippier than tripping over a dug pished like.

Falling over a cat with your hands in your pockets while pished is nippier. Monty Smug
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01-17-2019, 08:25 AM
Compulsive liar when on the peeve- didn't receive any numbers Monty But
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01-17-2019, 08:28 AM
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01-17-2019, 08:40 AM
(01-17-2019, 08:25 AM)Pete Seeger Wrote: Compulsive liar when on the peeve- didn't receive any numbers  Monty But

Heh
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01-17-2019, 09:04 AM
It's not exactly in vino veritas, but I'll take it Warnock
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01-17-2019, 09:22 AM
Warnock oh Pete.

Pozzy for your honesty regardless
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01-17-2019, 09:38 AM
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01-17-2019, 10:18 AM
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01-17-2019, 10:20 AM
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01-17-2019, 10:28 AM
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More of Daisy. She's getting so big Sob

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Can't wait til she's old enough for hill-walks and camping. She's been pushing boundaries like fuck recently, but I know it's just about being consistent. Had her on the bus the other day - she hated it and whined the whole time, had to get off about 4 stops early and walk  Heh

It's a shite photo in my mum's house, but seeing this wee heid pop up next to me when my alarm goes off every morning, tail wagging like fuck, melts my heart.

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01-17-2019, 10:40 AM
Neave :Sob I remember when my mum's border was that size and used to do the same thing in the mornings :Sob 

I'm going to try and push for a border terrier when I'm getting a dog this year jjay
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01-17-2019, 11:53 AM
(01-17-2019, 10:28 AM)Neaven MacLean Wrote: [Image: 2m6pk3m.jpg]

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#2,420
01-17-2019, 12:06 PM
Love how they basically look like really old dugs, even as puppies.
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