General Hearts Related Pish

[Felix]

I always thought Palazuelos was a cracking midfielder.

Not to mention Goncalves at the back...

Think they just made it into the 2010's?

[Nive la France]

Was never a fan of Palazuelos tbh; he seemed to look good by playing others into trouble, and only scored once for us (last minute sclaff v Motherwell at home iirc). Was also not a huge fan of Aguiar, always thought he was a bit of a luxury player  

Was Karipidis post-2010? He was excellent as a DM. Good shout for The Shepherd too. It's actually quite hard picking a central midfield pairing since we've been shite there since Hartley left. Would probably give it to Gomis and Buaben on the basis they won us the Championship and established us back in the top league. Would swap Buaben for Black on the proviso it was Mr Sergio-era Black.

Edit: Keeper has to be Kello. Hope we haven't forgotten how good he was

[Charlie Kelly]

Pallardo was better than Buaben that season, Gomis has to be in there though. I know we were in the Championship but the way he patrolled and strolled that midfield was a joy.

Would need to remind myself what players actually played about 2010-2012 to decide on a proper team. Only certainties are Kello, Zal and Funk though.

[beats]

Loser Djoum who got dominated in every derby he ever played Buaben

Both miles ahead of Black though wee man.

[Jeff Resnick]

Was never a fan of Palazuelos tbh; he seemed to look good by playing others into trouble, and only scored once for us (last minute sclaff v Motherwell at home iirc). Was also not a huge fan of Aguiar, always thought he was a bit of a luxury player  

Was Karipidis post-2010? He was excellent as a DM. Good shout for The Shepherd too. It's actually quite hard picking a central midfield pairing since we've been shite there since Hartley left. Would probably give it to Gomis and Buaben on the basis they won us the Championship and established us back in the top league. Would swap Buaben for Black on the proviso it was Mr Sergio-era Black.

Edit: Keeper has to be Kello. Hope we haven't forgotten how good he was

Palazuelos scored a volley to equalise at Ibrox.

[Jeff Resnick]

Only certainties are Kello, Zal and Funk though.

And Skacel, surely?

[Hank Scorpio]

Palazuelos scored a volley to equalise at Ibrox.

Once at Falkirk as well. I was absolutely buckled at that game, and gave him a bearhug when he went to celebrate in front of us - probably contributing to him getting booked

[Shuto Makino]

Palazuelos, what amazing technique, great technique. Love watching his technique. So technical - guy just oozes technique.

[Gigolo-Aunt]

Black prior to Sergio went from being okay in some games, less effective in others but was just drifting his Hearts career along.

I guess the impact on Black by Sergio is what will be the interesting to see the new manager influence and who.

Good coaches/managers make some players better.

[Papin]

Palazuelos had a great knack of finding himself in no man's land anytime the opposition would break. Loved a sideways pass too.

[Lil Sebastian]

I actually thought Palazuelos was better during his stint at left back than he was in the midfield.

[Cheeky Gnando’s]

Palazuelos was pish and pulled the wool over a lot of peoples eyes somehow. Hertz fans are obsessed with water carrier defensive mids for some reason

Did nothing but play others into trouble.

[Walter Sobchak]

Palazuelos was pish and pulled the wool over a lot of peoples eyes somehow. Hertz fans are obsessed with water carrier defensive mids for some reason

Did nothing but play others into trouble.

Standard stuff was to do a wee turn on the ball, then go nowhere, play a sideways pass, or lose possession. Dire.

[Charlie Kelly]

Ruben hated the Hibs, he'll do for me :

[Ando]

Standard stuff was to do a wee turn on the ball, then go nowhere, play a sideways pass, or lose possession. Dire.

IIRC this was partially caused by the fact he couldn't/wouldn't use his right foot.

[Shteve]

Both miles ahead of Black though wee man.

What, in training?

[Shuto Makino]

Palazuelos may have failed to contribute anything of note beyond turning back on himself several times and passing another player into trouble, but what technique he did it with.

[Cheeky Gnando’s]

Both miles ahead of Black though wee man.

[Sarkozabal]

Did we not pay about 300 grand for Palazuelos as well?

[Herzog]

I liked Audrius Kšanavičius. Always wanted to run at the defence.

If he wasnt a footballer, i can imagine him with a 80s leather jacket with sheep's wool inside collar, navy blue jeans and sand coloured boots with a Kalishnakov, firing indiscriminately at families in Chechnya.