Contagion 2020

[Peas N Gravy]

Folk trying to buy their way out of this. We cant escape gods wrath!

[Zizou]

We're going on sat to the shops so we have about 2 weeks of stuff set aside.  Not going full on 'prepper' but think it's worth having some stuff there for when the inevitable happens.

400 toilet rolls incoming

I knew you'd be that fucking guy.

[Lemar29]

How tedious is that Piers Morgan cunt on twitter btw. Give it a rest 

[Felix]

Honestly think Sturgeon is out her depth on this. Ban gatherings of 500 or more? Why, because less than 500 have less of a chance of being infected? Keep schools open? Why, because the SQA told you to?

I hope Johnson comes along this afternoon and shites all over your weak plans and shuts us down.

[Christian Benorchgrevink]

If they shut everything down I'll still be asking the boys to work. No alternative sadly

Is a lot of your work on sites/new builds etc? That should work out ok. Fuck knows what they'll do with mine, I'm in and out of folks houses all day 

[CritchSmile]

Honestly think Sturgeon is out her depth on this. Ban gatherings of 500 or more?  Why, because less than 500 have less of a chance of being infected?  Keep schools open?  Why, because the SQA told you to?

I hope Johnson comes along this afternoon and shites all over your weak plans and shuts us down.

Johnson has done fuck all you idiot.

[Charlie Kelly]

Honestly think Sturgeon is out her depth on this. Ban gatherings of 500 or more?  Why, because less than 500 have less of a chance of being infected?  Keep schools open?  Why, because the SQA told you to?

I hope Johnson comes along this afternoon and shites all over your weak plans and shuts us down.

  she's hamstrung by the fact Boris and his CMO's have done nothing and advised against everything.

What do you care anyway you'll be dead shortly.

[Big Physical Acey]

Honestly think Sturgeon is out her depth on this. Ban gatherings of 500 or more?  Why, because less than 500 have less of a chance of being infected?  Keep schools open?  Why, because the SQA told you to?

I hope Johnson comes along this afternoon and shites all over your weak plans and shuts us down.

^^^ Shiting it

[Del-icious]

I knew you'd be that fucking guy.

My cupboards are bare m8 i'm going to buy some tins of tomatoes so i can make pasta if it's difficult to get a shop in.

Hope you get it and starve to death you moody cunt.

[Del-icious]

Ban gatherings of 500 or more?  Why, because less than 500 have less of a chance of being infected?  

I would say statistically there's a bigger chance of infection being spread at a gathering with 500 people than there is with 15 aye.

[Felix]

I was at Capaldi last Friday and didn't infect anyone.

That community pass on case can't be proved.

[CritchSmile]

The boy greeting on here about Sturgeon not doing enough to stop large groups of people spreading Coronavirus is the same fanny that was at Lewis Capaldi concerts a few days ago.

Couldn't script this.

[Picards Forehead]

I was at Capaldi last Friday and didn't infect anyone.

You have no way of knowing that as it takes a few weeks to show symptoms so as usual you're spraffing shite

[Sterling Archer]

Shocked that Felix is again talking shite

[PHOODLE-OUt]

Knew morph would be a pasta cunt

[Picards Forehead]

Knew morph would be a pasta cunt

Whereas you're just a past it cunt  

[PHOODLE-OUt]

Felix past it (sic) to every cunt at Capaldi

[Del-icious]

Knew morph would be a pasta cunt

Doesn't everyone have about 2 years worth of pasta in unfinished bags in their cupboards? I just dinny have anything to put on it when the apocalypse hits.

Don't come running to me when you and your 15 bairns are starving looking for a tin of tomatoes.

[Papin]

Spoiler

[Charlie Kelly]

Anyone with any corona symptoms to stay at home for 7 days, starting tomorrow.