Contagion 2020

[Del-icious]

That's both me and my bursd off work because of a cough

I phoned my work this morning to ask them what they want me to do with her being sent home last night and me having a bit of it on the back of the advice last night.  

They didn't have a clue what to do and kept asking if she had been in contact with someone with it, don't think they had any idea about the new advice

[Ray Winstone]

All of our staff our asking about sick pay/ carer pay etc if they have to go off with symptoms, a relative has symptoms or they have to stay at home to look after kids etc.

Our HQ is yet to give us clear guidance and my boss has been working from home the last couple of days because of a cold

[dokratrow]

Fringe might end up cancelled

[Nive la France]

Really doesn't help there's a dry cough going about too

[Charlie Kelly]

I've had a cough for weeks but need to be in the office Monday's and Friday, tried to get out of it yesterday and got the impression they had no idea about the new advice either : 

Needless to say I'm in the office :

My Mrs has just got a text to say her office is closed. The twist being they're all already in the office and have no knowledge of this :

[Herman Boyce]

Going to Florida in 6 weeks.

All Disney parks just shut

[Del-icious]

Going to Florida in 6 weeks.

I don't think you are

[Charlie Kelly]

I'm meant to be going to Islay 2 weeks today : 

That's the Aegon offices at Edinburgh Park shut because someone that works there has it.

[2MatoFish]

Going to Florida in 6 weeks.

All Disney parks just shut

Have spent the last three months telling the bairn she's going to disneyland for her fourth birthday and that mickey mouse was going to bring her a cake and sing her happy birthday. It's next week and i'm going to have to decorate the front room like cinderella's castle and buy a set of mickey ears.

[Del-icious]

https://www.scmp.com/news/hong-kong/heal...s-may-have

Recovered patients potentially facing 30% reduction in lung function

[Zizou]

I'm counting at least 4 cunts in my office coughing violently

[PHOODLE-OUt]

Sounds like a Mickey Mouse effort

[PHOODLE-OUt]

Heard 6/10 Britons need to get it for the population to become immune. I nominate Acey

[Charlie Kelly]

Heard 6/10 Britons need to get it for the population to become immune. I nominate Acey

Read that that's only a viable option if there's a vaccine kicking about as well, not against nominating Acey regardless.

[Jeff Resnick]

Another MP has tested positive for it.

[Roger H. Sterling]

Yeah I'm confused how herd immunity works without a vaccine. Letting it run through the population just means we all get it...

Seriously worried about my gran now. She's 80, lives in assisted housing surrounded by other old folk, has a lung condition, is refusing to stop going to the bingo. If she gets it...

[Del-icious]

Yeah I'm confused how herd immunity works without a vaccine. Letting it run through the population just means we all get it...

Seriously worried about my gran now. She's 80, lives in assisted housing surrounded by other old folk, has a lung condition, is refusing to stop going to the bingo. If she gets it...  

Same with my grandad, old as fuck had a few wee issues in his old age and he's just living life as if nothing is happening.

These old folk don't give a fuck man there's not much you can do to convince them.

[Felix]

There was chat from China, that even if you do get it, you're not automatically immune afterwards so in theory can catch it again.

[CritchSmile]

There was chat from China, that even if you do get it, you're not automatically immune afterwards so in theory can catch it again.

Well this is a fun virus

[Felix]

https://www.scmp.com/news/china/society/...tive-again