Contagion 2020

[Herzog]

Regarding Kleenex.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aLq7H_pn9pY

[Picards Forehead]

Just seen on the BBC News there, now at 35 deaths in the UK

All under control. Let the bottle fill up

[Dr. Colossus]

The Tories have already shown they're willing to let the sick die. Why should this be any different?

[Johnny]

Just seeing on the news about all the different measures being taken in Spain, Italy, Germany, Austria, Ireland and elsewhere

The UK

[Roger H. Sterling]

All under control. Let the bottle fill up

Madness. Does he not get that the bottle is currently filling up with people who were infected a week ago. There's a time delay here. The bottle is already full and we just don't know it yet.

[2MatoFish]

Madness. Does he not get that the bottle is currently filling up with people who were infected a week ago. There's a time delay here. The bottle is already full and we just don't know it yet.

Cunt completed a weekend course whilst assistant managing a Schuh in Bournemouth and thinks that qualifies him as an epidemiologist.

[Cheeky Gnando’s]

Cunt completed a weekend course whilst assistant managing a Schuh in Bournemouth and thinks that qualifies him as an epidemiologist.

He's a podiatrist and was tweeting with no irony about how he made the video because he was sick of seeing armchair virologists tweeting about the situation

[Cheeky Gnando’s]

https://twitter.com/stereophonics/status...80065?s=21

Fucking hell

[Roger H. Sterling]

Austria banning gatherings of over 5 and this is the fucking UK

[Felix]

Watching Jude Law in Contagion.

[Cheeky Gnando’s]

Austria banning gatherings of over 5 and this is the fucking UK  

On the upside, thinning out the Stereophonics fanbase and the Welsh can't be a bad thing

[2MatoFish]

Only takes one tree to make a thousand matches, only takes one match to burn a thousand trees.

[Billy Butcher]

https://www.theguardian.com/world/2020/m...spitalised

Well done Public Health England

[Drederick Shanktum]

Why has everyone decided that bog roll needs to be bought in bulk?

A year of this, fucking hell.

[Cheeky Gnando’s]

An eighth of the population hospitalised

How is it that they're so sure it's going to behave as a seasonal flu, btw

[The Great Khali]

https://twitter.com/34e_shona/status/123...88736?s=21

Fuck sake man

[Del-icious]

I dunno about Asda but at Sainsbury's the tills seem to deny bulk buying because I heard one of the checkout folk having a bit of an argument saying even if they wanted to they couldn't put something through. Not sure what it was

[Drederick Shanktum]

I was in the Tesco in dalmarnock yesterday and there were folk putting through 3 trolleys worth.

The mrs pal was speaking to the manager of Morrison's and they took more cash on Thursday than they did the day before Christmas.

What is wrong with people.

[Del-icious]

I was in the Tesco in dalmarnock yesterday and there were folk putting through 3 trolleys worth.

The mrs pal was speaking to the manager of Morrison's and they took more cash on Thursday than they did the day before Christmas.

What is wrong with people.

My ma works in a Waitrose and she said the sales aren't even comparable to Christmas, in that they've blown it completely out the water.

[Charlie Kelly]

Will have been paracetamol, can only buy two boxes of paracetamol or ibuprofen at any one time. 

Country's going to hell, might as well just try and sit back and let it happen and try not to be caught in the carnage :