General Hearts Related Pish

Mikey · 03-23-2020, 08:27 PM

Utility player Zlat

Must have missed all those games he spent filling in at left back and defensive midfield.

Lemar29 · 03-23-2020, 08:34 PM

https://twitter.com/scotsunsport/status/...71777?s=19

John Murray Zlat

**Drederick Shanktum** · 03-23-2020, 09:12 PM

Fuck sake. Zlat

Hendricks · 03-23-2020, 09:20 PM

Not that any excuse should have been necessary but this is the opportunity to sack John Murray for gross incompetence. I don't even care if its true, stitch him up and get rid.

**Big Physical Acey** · 03-23-2020, 09:51 PM

...why would we not be looking for available players in the near future? Unless you dunderheads are happy with the current squad?

**CritchSmile** · 03-23-2020, 10:09 PM

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**Kashinda** · 03-23-2020, 10:14 PM

(03-23-2020, 10:09 PM)Grumblebum Wrote:

**dokratrow** · 03-23-2020, 10:27 PM

Dat official club font GodIsGod

**Zizou** · 03-23-2020, 10:30 PM

That wee shan main stand sign. Fuck off eh.

The Comedian · 03-23-2020, 11:00 PM

(03-23-2020, 08:34 PM)Lemar29 Wrote: https://twitter.com/scotsunsport/status/...71777?s=19

John Murray

Quote:Murray says: â€œCould you please update me on any of your players who are out of contract at the end of the season and who you think would be suitable players for Hearts?

All of them mate, all of them are suitable.

Fart Smelly

Hendricks · 03-23-2020, 11:03 PM

(03-23-2020, 09:51 PM)Adonis Aceyjaj Wrote: ...why would we not be looking for available players in the near future? Unless you dunderheads are happy with the current squad?

My question would be why is John Murray looking for any players! It's beyond the pale this guy is still working in an official capacity for Hearts. And at this moment in time to not have the discretion or abilities to realise how bad this would look Susan's volumes for the man. He's a total diddy just like most of the players he manages to find.

**Zizou** · (Edited 03-23-2020, 11:05 PM by Zizou.)

I've changed my mind a bit on Brown after that. Worked for free with Lockie. Hates Levein. Part of 5-1. The Jet rates him.

He's done a service for us.

Pete Seeger · 03-23-2020, 11:32 PM

Who's the jet?

**Zizou** · 03-23-2020, 11:34 PM

JJ. All the players called him that. Never knew it until this podcast was created Laugh

**Herzog** · 03-23-2020, 11:54 PM

Why is Allan Preston called Biscuits?

**Jeff Resnick** · 03-24-2020, 12:00 AM

(03-23-2020, 11:54 PM)The Lad Herz Wrote: Why is Allan Preston called Biscuits?

Ive got something in my mind that its because he used to go to a family members house and he was never out the biscuit tin.

**Rory Breaker** · 03-24-2020, 12:31 AM

(03-23-2020, 08:26 PM)Charlie Kelly Wrote: This is about Jankauskas

https://twitter.com/heartsrant/status/12...04962?s=21

(03-23-2020, 08:27 PM)Mikey Wrote: Utility player

Must have missed all those games he spent filling in at left back and defensive midfield.

I think there's been a mix up here and the guys referring to Eggert Jonnson in his reply rather than Edgar Jankauskus?

Hendricks · 03-24-2020, 12:44 AM

(03-23-2020, 11:54 PM)The Lad Herz Wrote: Why is Allan Preston called Biscuits?

It's because he always went to pieces in the box.

**Roger H. Sterling** · 03-24-2020, 08:33 AM

(03-23-2020, 11:34 PM)Ross Kemp On Spice Wrote: JJ. All the players called him that. Never knew it until this podcast was created

Is it as simple as JJ = jumbo jet?

**Herzog** · (Edited 03-24-2020, 08:45 AM by Herzog.)

(03-24-2020, 12:44 AM)Hendricks Wrote: It's because he always went to pieces in the box.

The utter carnage at Parkhead when he scored that cracking header against Rangers in the semi.

:neville:

Ive never been in a stadium so packed before. It was genuinely packed to the point of being dangerous.