General Musings

[Sterling Archer]

Just fell backwards off the ladder into my attic

Head landed on one of those plastic crates which is now smashed into bits

[1500 Dollars a Day]

[Sterling Archer]

I'm thankful it broke my fall tbh

[1500 Dollars a Day]

Shame it didn't break your neck.

[King WillDred of Orange]

Pity there wasn't a hospitalisation

[Sterling Archer]

Not even got to why I fell

[Imaq]

Assumed it was because you're a mongo tbh.

[Widespread Gang Violence]

[Scott the Dick]

Why were you up the attic and how did you fall?

[Zizou]

Hopefully it's one of those injuries you don't realise and die in your sleep.

No smiley.

[PHOODLE-OUt]

Why were you up the attic?

Such a strangely intrusive question

[Scott the Dick]

Not even got to why I fell

Such a strangely intrusive question

He wanted someone to ask tbf

[Sterling Archer]

So we had someone in looking at the roof a few months back and he said it looked like we might have a wasps nest up there.

I'd been up a few times since and hadn't seen anything. Few dead ones but that's it.

I had some boxes of clothes to take up so put the first one up and as I was climbing in to move it noticed a couple of wasps flying in from the skylight to the corner. Climb down and get my torch, standing on the ladder and peering over stuff trying to see it I look up and on the beam right next to me is a giant fucker. Properly huge.

Tried to get down the ladder quickly to close the hatch, missed a step and ended up falling backwards onto the ground. Yes I'm a coward and hate wasps

[Charlie Kelly]

wouldn't catch me anywhere near the attic if there was the chance of wasps being there. I'd probably move out and burn the house down.

[Picards Forehead]

So we had someone in looking at the roof a few months back and he said it looked like we might have a wasps nest up there.

I'd been up a few times since and hadn't seen anything. Few dead ones but that's it.

I had some boxes of clothes to take up so put the first one up and as I was climbing in to move it noticed a couple of wasps flying in from the skylight to the corner. Climb down and get my torch, standing on the ladder and peering over stuff trying to see it I look up and on the beam right next to me is a giant fucker. Properly huge.

Tried to get down the ladder quickly to close the hatch, missed a step and ended up falling backwards onto the ground. Yes I'm a coward and hate wasps

that really is a feel good story.

[Roger H. Sterling]

Played silverknowes today. Burnt to a cinder. Proper golfers tan. I'm in agony.

[Widespread Gang Violence]

Melanoma

[Steven Toast]

[Walter Sobchak]

Skin Cancer for Rog and swelling on the brain and midnight death in Sterling's sleep.

The feel good story of the year.

[Sterling Archer]

Skin Cancer for Rog and swelling on the brain and midnight death in Sterling's sleep.

The feel good story of the year.

Still here you cunt