General Musings

**Herzog** · 02-26-2021, 12:38 AM

So his mum has had a polygraph as well and Lukes had more than one. So lets say if every question is tossing a coin then i definetely would want to play any of them at Pitchy.

**Big Physical Acey** · 02-26-2021, 12:52 AM

There's a reason why polygraphs aren't used in court m8. You can learn to beat them by clenching your arse at the right time. Monty Chuckle

**Herzog** · 02-26-2021, 01:02 AM

(02-26-2021, 12:52 AM)Gnanduillet-cey Wrote: There's a reason why polygraphs aren't used in court m8. You can learn to beat them by clenching your arse at the right time.

I know that minus the arse clenching but given individual questions have the same odds of passing its still surprising, the results. If i was guilty, theres not a chance in hell i'd chance that even if my arse was as as tight as a Ducks.

Socko · 02-26-2021, 07:55 AM

Miss the days of the Jeremy Kyle lie detector destroying families GodIsGod

**Nive la France** · 02-26-2021, 08:01 AM

(02-26-2021, 07:55 AM)KarlPilkington Wrote: Miss the days of the Jeremy Kyle lie detector destroying families

"This test is 95% accurate; are you saying that you're the one that beat it?", said Jeremy, 600 times Warnock

**Jeff Resnick** · 02-26-2021, 08:39 AM

Gary Ridgway and Ted Bundy passed multiple polygraph tests.

There's a reason they arent used in court over here.

Shteve · 02-26-2021, 09:52 AM

watching the programme the polygraph test was probably the least revealing thing tbh, just another you could add to the list.

**Herzog** · 02-26-2021, 09:58 AM

I got 3 VIP tickets for Jeremy Kyle. Booked up trains and hotel. 1 week before we went it gets cancelled forever.

**Nive la France** · 02-26-2021, 10:16 AM

Remember there was a show called Lie Detector on early cable? I remember one guy took his plumber mate on it because he didn't believe he had worked at Mick Jagger's house Warnock

PHOODLE-OUt · 02-27-2021, 08:21 PM

Was in the co-op there, both hands full with items, my beard shuffles my mask over my eyes, wriggling about trying to get it clear and my trousers fall down. Fucking cartoon cunt

Mikey · 02-27-2021, 08:23 PM

**2MatoFish** · 02-27-2021, 08:29 PM

I, too, owe many thanks to Acey. This is a great vindication for anybody who was ever taking a bath, went to get the paper, fell down and had the door slam behind them and the doorknob break off. And for reuniting me with my estranged wife.

Literally all - all - of this scene scans to VS' predicament.

King Kebab · 02-27-2021, 09:07 PM

(02-27-2021, 08:21 PM)Armand-Gnandstupid Wrote: Was in the co-op there, both hands full with items, my beard shuffles my mask over my eyes, wriggling about trying to get it clear and my trousers fall down. Fucking cartoon cunt

You should buy trousers that fit you.

PHOODLE-OUt · 02-27-2021, 10:58 PM

(02-27-2021, 09:07 PM)Terry Tibbs Wrote: You should buy trousers that fit you.

Have taken a note of this post.

**Christian Benorchgrevink** · 02-28-2021, 08:28 PM

Just had an argument with the Amazon man that my house number is 35 not 53 and it was my delivery he had Monty Ha

Socko · 03-01-2021, 02:35 PM

10 years ago Eek

Billy Butcher · 03-01-2021, 06:18 PM

Reminds me of this:

https://youtu.be/9QS0q3mGPGg

2011, a simpler time Heh

Socko · 03-03-2021, 06:28 PM

Headline makes it sound like a success story Heh

https://news.sky.com/story/global-co2-em...s-12233434

PHOODLE-OUt · 03-06-2021, 11:54 PM

Feel quite shan about the plight of fruit sometimes. Grown, tended to, harvested, crated up and sent 5000 miles, through the uk food chain finally to rot at the bottom of my fridge and get launched in the bin Sad

Chucked out a full chicken the other day, felt like a murderer

**Sterling Archer** · 03-07-2021, 12:06 AM

https://twitter.com/bakkooonn/status/136...01665?s=21