General Musings

**Big Physical Acey** · 07-05-2015, 11:29 AM

(07-05-2015, 10:37 AM)The Great Khali Wrote: Only a true PHM/PTHFM would come on here for advice on how to save his kids from a possible gas related explosion.

"Trapped in a crashing plane - please advise"

**The Great Khali** · 07-05-2015, 11:30 AM

(07-05-2015, 11:29 AM)Acey Wrote:

"Trapped in a crashing plane - please advise"

Morph "just shut a door and open a window"

**Del-icious** · 07-05-2015, 11:30 AM

(07-05-2015, 11:20 AM)Pete Seeger Wrote: I don't remember "he's left the hob on for a bit, not a full on gas leak" appearing in my last gas exam. Ã‚ Fwiw m8, leaving the gas on's everybit as dangerous as most leaks. The explosion in Callander last year was caused by the old boy leaving his hob on over night. If only he'd known to open the window for 25 minutes.

Yep. Maybe he wouldn't have died.

**Mr A** · 07-05-2015, 11:33 AM

My wife was working abroad for a while last year and the people she was with were massive F1 wankers. She's been fully radicalised.

She just jumped out of bed 'ohh, let's go watch Silverstone'

Wiggo

**Del-icious** · 07-05-2015, 11:34 AM

Left the gas on overnight at least twice. Ã‚ Just opened the windows when I got up.

Still not dead :anneb:

Chrambo · 07-05-2015, 11:38 AM

Unfortunately.

**Del-icious** · 07-05-2015, 11:44 AM

(07-05-2015, 11:38 AM)Chrambo Wrote: Unfortunately.

"The whole 'I hope you die' thing is boring as fuck now too"

Chrambo · 07-05-2015, 11:46 AM

Walter Sobchak · 07-05-2015, 11:48 AM

Can someone nominate Morph plz?

http://www.dailyrecord.co.uk/all-about/o...oes-awards

Thx

**Del-icious** · 07-05-2015, 11:57 AM

(07-05-2015, 11:46 AM)Chrambo Wrote:

Aye...

**Zizou** · 07-05-2015, 11:59 AM

(07-05-2015, 11:34 AM)Morph Wrote: Left the gas on overnight at least twice. Ã‚ Just opened the windows when I got up.

Still not dead :anneb:

(07-05-2015, 11:38 AM)Chrambo Wrote: Unfortunately.

(07-05-2015, 11:44 AM)Morph Wrote: "The whole 'I hope you die' thing is boring as fuck now too"

Have you two been bitching about this place in real life Warnock

Chrambo · 07-05-2015, 12:04 PM

I'm sure I've said on here that the whole "lol hope you die" thing has had the arse well and truely ripped out of it.

**Shuto Makino** · 07-05-2015, 01:22 PM

Chrambo talking about patter having had the arse ripped out of it. Fart Smelly

**Sarkozabal** · 07-05-2015, 01:30 PM

Went into sports direct earlier. Why the fuck does a place like that sell chinos and casual shirts? Wiggo

pondlife · 07-05-2015, 02:15 PM

(07-05-2015, 01:30 PM)Nicolas Sarkozy Wrote: Went into sports direct earlier. Why the fuck does a place like that sell chinos and casual shirts?

One-stop shoapin. Even they need wedding clothes once in a while.

**Big Physical Acey** · 07-05-2015, 02:39 PM

SportsDirect own lots of brands like Firetrap, so it makes sense to have their clothing in their shops.

Chrambo · 07-05-2015, 02:48 PM

Probably the old stock from USC too.Ã‚

**Sarkozabal** · 07-05-2015, 02:51 PM

(07-05-2015, 02:39 PM)Acey Wrote: SportsDirect own lots of brands like Firetrap, so it makes sense to have their clothing in their shops.

Looks like we've found the guy who actually buys them Acey

**Big Physical Acey** · 07-05-2015, 05:53 PM

The very suggestion that I buy/wear Lee jeans / shirts is a grave insult indeed. Snake

Chrambo · 07-08-2015, 12:42 PM

Parked in the club shop car park to go to BoS and got a disappointed tut from someone in a Hearts tracksuit.

Killing the club everyday jjay