General Hearts Related Pish

[Hank Scorpio]

https://twitter.com/JamTarts/status/1513...DJJUA&s=19

A 3rd trip to Tannadice

[2MatoFish]

https://twitter.com/JamTarts/status/1513539894727041026

Post split fixtures released

Dundee United (a)
Ross County (h)
Celtic (a)
Motherwell (a)
Rangers (h)

Fuck all to play for except Cup Final starting places, and hopefully fucking around with the title race. Three away games is shit anaw

[Walter Sobchak]

Another year, another 3 away games.

[2MatoFish]

Another year, another 3 away games.

I'm sure every team thinks this, but it really does seem to be the case for us. Probably jump down to motherwell for the mid-week game; atleast we're spared a trip up to Ross County.

Only the celtic game is on the telly. And that's only because all of celtic's games are on the telly.

[Zizou]

Hope we use these games to give some of the youngsters some minutes.

[Groot]

I'm sure every team thinks this, but it really does seem to be the case for us. Probably jump down to motherwell for the mid-week game; atleast we're spared a trip up to Ross County.

Only the celtic game is on the telly. And that's only because all of celtic's games are on the telly.

So they could have televised the derby then?

Also looks like we're going to be the ones they look to clinch the the title against!

[Hank Scorpio]

Aye, they want to make sure they get the trophy lift, either against us or on the final day against Motherwell. 

As long as we tell them to stick a guard of honour up their arses.

[Zizou]

Feel like they win the league every year against us

[Charlie Kelly]

Hibs v St Johnstone last game of the season as a playoff decider :

[Hank Scorpio]

https://twitter.com/fitbatweets/status/1...0a8rw&s=19

I don't even think even the most negative Hearts fan thought we'd finish this low

Another total hack on twitter, btw. The novelty of his crude MS Paint jobs wore off very quickly, and it turns out his patter is pish.

[Shteve]

I don't even know who the teams are meant to be.

[Fraggle]

Think about it

[Fraggle]

Rangers
Celtic
Aberdeen
Hibs
St Johnstone
St Mirren
Motherwell
Dundee
Dundee Utd
Hearts 
Livi
Ross County

[Socko]

Getting every team other than the old firm wrong out of the top 6 is pretty impressive.

[Hank Scorpio]

Dundee 8th

I don't understand anyone who saw the Championship last season could think they'd be ahead of us.

[Shteve]

Malky Mackay has done some job at County like. Would absolutely love to see Hibs or Aberdeen getting drawn in to a play off situation but might just be a bit too far fetched for St Johnstone to put 3 or 4 wins together.

[Snake Plissken]

https://twitter.com/fitbatweets/status/1...0a8rw&s=19

I don't even think even the most negative Hearts fan thought we'd finish this low

Another total hack on twitter, btw. The novelty of his crude MS Paint jobs wore off very quickly, and it turns out his patter is pish.

I think most of us on here thought 5th-7th, a few drama queens had us doing worse but I think the general consensus was we'd be safe but boring this season. Happy at being wrong on the league finish and would love to be proved equally incorrect in my assertion that Neilson will never win a major trophy.

[Big Physical Acey]

Will happily hold my hands up and say I absolutely fucked it with my prediciton of bottom-six misery.

[Socko]

Never bought into doom-mongery and always knew we'd be 3rd 

[CritchSmile]

https://twitter.com/DMcIver22/status/151...wNFShhaovw