Braga

[Grooto Toure]

He’s like a real life Danny Rojas from Ted Lasso

[The Fez Reich]

A lot of people looking rather silly now after the St Mirren penalty defeat.

[1500 Dollars a Day]

A fucking disgrace. Absolutely miles off it. This tells you the fortune that is needed to take this squad to the next level.

The boy that looks like he has won a watch playing for Hearts that lost it btw.

Think there’s a real risk Braga is Conor Sammon with a fun name tbh.

The warning signs were there when Claudio Braga looked like one of us if we signed for Hearts for 4k a week tbf.

Whether it’s the reality or not, in his head he has won a watch playing for Hearts. Full of running TBF.

Being the best player as we lost on penalties after 120 minutes against St Mirren. It finished 5-4 to St Mirren - who missed for Hearts btw?

The boy hasn’t scored since we’ve starting playing full time teams.

Not the brag you think it is.

I actually think he is fine but he is literally just a runner so that the talented players can try and make the difference. A guid solid Labrador (McInnes’ own comparison)

Didn’t watch a minute of today’s game but pleased to have sparked some debate

Shock horror its Morph saying a missed pen was actually a good penalty There is quite an easy way of checking whether a penalty was good or not m9.

As I say didn’t watch today but based on being at the Aberdeen game and watching the Arabs game I struggle to see any more than a willing runner in Braga tbh. I know a player when I see one and Kyzi has it, Braga not so much.

If by a lot of people you mean just the chuckle bros then aye


Tbh i still resent that st mirren defeat, we were fucking awful and Del was so timid to unleash the JA players properly at that point. Especially considering how strong a team we've went onto become its such a missed opportunity to win a comp we've no won in decades. If we win the league i'll forgive him.

[Widespread Gang Violence]

Silly Butcher and Sarkozy up to their old tricks. Looking silly is all they do.

[1500 Dollars a Day]

I think you are taking that as a negative.

It extremely useful to have a player like Braga/Forrest that will run themselves into the ground.

I shuddered when I read this back.

A player like Braga/forrest

[AJ.]

Just wait until I dig out the Sunderland predictions for this season.

[Hank Scorpio]

Just wait until I dig out the Sunderland predictions for this season.

There's a difference between predictions and complete headloss after a defeat tbf

[Mikey]

Hat kicking after a loss is a staple of Hearts fora.

[Imaq]

Guessing those posts must be somehow doctored, as I have it on good authority that Sarkozy and Butcher always get everything right and are never given the credit they deserve for it.

[The Fez Reich]

They’ll be along if he has a bad game to give it the ‘tOlD yOu So’

[Vieri]

Sarkozabal has some of the worst football takes I’ve seen. Can really see the similarities with Connor Sammon right enough.

[Konnichiwa You Cunt]

I like Braga but he’s a willing player with a brilliant engine and some nice close control. As I said after his first proper game I see him getting a dozen league goals and a couple rouges this season (unless he cuts out the brainless moments). It is an insult to Kyzi to group them together though IMO, Kyzi is a mile clear of our other attackers in terms of actual ability.

[Konnichiwa You Cunt]

Sarkozabal has some of the worst football takes I’ve seen. Can really see the similarities with Connor Sammon right enough.

Could not tell you a single take of yours to know if they’re any good or not

[Hank Scorpio]

A Hearts striker getting 12 goals would be awful.

He and Kyzi link up really well. Both different players though, and performing their respective roles brilliantly. Considering we only had about half a dozen games worth of decent link ups between Spittal and Penrice last year, we are in a great place.

[Widespread Gang Violence]

Spittal

Peter Penrice

Mad how far we’ve come in the space of a single transfer window.

[Crocodile Busan]

Spittal

Peter Penrice

Mad how far we’ve come in the space of a single transfer window.

Genuinely forgot Spittal was even there until he came on as a sub on Saturday

[Konnichiwa You Cunt]

A Hearts striker getting 12 goals would be awful.

It was said as a compliment when he was on 0 goals tbf.

[Scott the Dick]

Sarko and Butcher are fucking Jose Quitongos when it comes to fitbaw

Butcher was wanting Del sacked at half time against Motherwell

[Hank Scorpio]

It was said as a compliment when he was on 0 goals tbf.

After 2 league games

[Billy Butcher]

Sarko and Butcher are fucking Jose Quitongos when it comes to fitbaw

Butcher was wanting Del sacked at half time against Motherwell

There is a difference between wanting someone sacked and saying they’ve been outcoached in the first half of a game.

He hasn’t been the only one to get completely out-thought by the Motherwell boy. Luckily there is more to management than that and Del excels at a lot of it.

We’ve also substantially improved since not laying a finger on St Mirren and making Motherwell look like prime Barcelona for about 65 minutes