World Cup 2026

[Diego Armando Toblerone]

Chuffed we are winning, but Hanley is shite, Gunn is a liability and I genuinely think we need a better national anthem.

Apart from that, I’m buzzing.

[Imaq]

Has he told them to just not bother pressing to conserve energy in the heat or what

[Grooto Toure]

Shankland has been poor

[Widespread Gang Violence]

Shankland has genuinely been rotten.

[Widespread Gang Violence]

These boys are offside more often than Elton Bangers.

[Imaq]

Shankland

Play like this against Morocco or Brazil and we'll be about 8-0 down by half time

[Mikey]

What the fuck is going on with Joe Hart's barnet?

[Socko]

Shankland should never be near the starting line up I've always said that.

[Mastermind]

Stinkland

Woeful, should be hooked at HT.

[King WillDred of Orange]

Fatty to stay on the park until his hamstring explodes

[1500 Dollars a Day]

Shankland out his depth

[Crocodile Busan]

Shankland stinking the place up, unfortunate. 

Hook him at half time. Dykes would be a better option

[Diego Armando Toblerone]

Fatty to stay on the park until his hamstring explodes

Or Isidor takes his studs down his Achilles

[Ray Winstone]

To be fair it’s not the role Shankland wants to play. If we want a target man then Dykes should come on.

[Konnichiwa You Cunt]

Would get Christie on for one of the front 2 to sit next to Ferguson.

We can’t seriously go into the other games with Hanley and Gunn at the back can we

[Socko]

Would get Christie on for one of the front 2 to sit next to Ferguson.

We can’t seriously go into the other games with Hanley and Gunn at the back can we

[Widespread Gang Violence]

Vinicius Jnr vs Hanley could be a laugh.

[Mikey]

We are going to get fucking battered off Brazil and Morocco. I'd be surprised if the Brazil game isn't a cricket score.

Sat up until 4 in the morning watching the wooden spoon game

[King WillDred of Orange]

How many times does Hanley get caught like that

[Imaq]

Imagine we give either of those two sides this much time on the ball