1v1 Me / Back of the Wheatfield

[Craigieboy]

Not at a match but at the Willie Bauld dinner (I know) a few years back and there's essentially me and my circle, and two sets of two mates all at the same table of ten.  

Everything's going fine with the pleasantries untill Bill Barkley gets up as a last minute stand in speaker.

Boy in one of the groups starts mouthing "a didnae pay to listen tae this hibs cunt". So a boy (huge guy anaw) in the other group shouts across the table "shut the fuck up ya ignorant cunt, Barkleys sound"

All of my six guys at the table said absolutely fuck all and let them argue it out as it was better entertainment than Barkley who was fucking atrocious.

One of the hosts cones across and tells them to shut it as they were disrespecting the speaker. So the two boys start talking about taking it 'into the toilets'



Off they go to the bogs all the while bumping each other with their big fat stomachs, once doing that sort of motioning with the head as if they were going to headbutt.

Absolutely fucking ridiculous patter. Other guys seen leaving the bogs clearly laughing at the two cunts inside.

Five minutes later they appear, not a punch had been thrown. They spend the rest of the night just staring at each other, causing a right atmosphere.

Arseholes.

EDIT - actually see one of the guys at the odd away game. Always utterly pissed and making a right cunt of himself.

Fell down a few steps at Livi at new year there, on his way to get himself three pies.