Cat Thread

[Diego Armando Toblerone]

Got a call earlier from some lad saying he’d seen a dead cat on the road near mine. Was just heading out to see when the wife messaged saying she’d got a voicemail from the same number saying they had our cat and were going to slit its throat. Sick wee cunt, also very fucking stupid because he didn’t withhold his number



Instant reply to the first message and total silence since, wee prick will be shitting himself

You should send Mikey Bronson round first before you phone the police.