DIY and Dishwashers. Mostly Dishwashers

[Sarkozabal]

Maybe it's because I'm a modern man wee sissy, but I can't even understand the decision to build it yourself from scratch, never mind knowing how to actually do it.

[Frei me a river]

After years of feeling ashamed at my lack of grammar and basic English it's nice to know that I've got one up on the majority of the #THF with my ability to do basic things. Just renovated my house from top to bottom by myself and almost doubled the value of the property in the process

[Johnny]

After years of feeling ashamed at my lack of grammar and basic English it's nice to know that I've got one up on the majority of the #THF with my ability to do basic things. Just renovated my house from top to bottom by myself and almost doubled the value of the property in the process

They might be able to make funny gifs and smileys, but ask them to cut a bit of wood and they're fucked

[Shuto Makino]

The kind of people who know how to build a bookcase generally don't own any books anyway.  One of life's great paradoxes.

Edit: with the exception of Pete and Mrs Neave, of course. :mymen: :mywoman: :notlikethat:

[Frei me a river]

The kind of people who know how to build a bookcase generally don't own any books anyway.  One of life's great paradoxes.

Edit: with the exception of Pete and Mrs Neave, of course. :mymen: :mywoman: :notlikethat:

Have a Pozzie Mak

Actually made built in bookcases for my lounge and not a hearts book in sight.

[Cheeky Gnando’s]

They might be able to make funny gifs and smileys, but ask them to cut a bit of wood and they're fucked

That's not fair. I can do neither

[dokratrow]

Show us the shelves you've made Johnny.

[Nive la France]

That's not fair. I can do neither

[Chrambo]

The kind of people who know how to build a bookcase generally don't own any books anyway.  One of life's great paradoxes.

Not even the 5-1 comic? 

[Wee Bitchley]

Carpet fitter coming round on Thursday.

Now all I need is to find a plumber/bathroom fitter who can do a couple of small jobs that I'm too incompetent to do, and I'm laughing.

[Sarkozabal]

Thoroughly enjoyable thread, by the way.

Isn't that what the working class are for?

Impression of acey as a weedy weakling=confirmed

The thought of sourcing my own wood and building it from scratch is bringing me out in a cold sweat.

That's not fair. I can do neither

A round of pozzies!

Spoiler

The kind of people who know how to build a bookcase generally don't own any books anyway.  One of life's great paradoxes.

Edit: with the exception of Pete and Mrs Neave, of course. :mymen: :mywoman: :notlikethat:

Initial post - pozzy.
Arse-licking edit - neggy.
We know you can do the maths to suss the rest.

[Huevito]

My cat fucked my parents carpets as well. They ended up just getting laminate flooring after a while.

Think they're just waiting on her throwing the towel in so they can get a new sofa now.

[Wee Bitchley]

Now all I need is to find a plumber/bathroom fitter who can do a couple of small jobs that I'm too incompetent to do, and I'm laughing.

I'd forgotten that I've represented quite a few plumbers in my time. Calling in a favour or two.

[Grootavishvili]

I'd forgotten that I've represented quite a few plumbers in my time. Calling in a favour or two.

They on parole or early release?

[PHOODLE-OUt]

I'd forgotten that I've represented quite a few plumbers in my time. Calling in a favour or two.

Out of all the trades, who in your experience are the biggest sex cases? 

[PHOODLE-OUt]

They on parole or early release?

[Wee Bitchley]

Out of all the trades, who in your experience are the biggest sex cases? 

Four simple letters, friend: TEFL

[PHOODLE-OUt]

 

[CritchSmile]

My cat fucked my parents carpets as well.

Was your cat drunk?

[Shuto Makino]

I have a serious question, plz don't take the piss.

How do I get out a lightbulb like this?



It's not like I don't know how to change a lightbulb, but this one went a couple of days ago and I can't get it out at all. It had a wee lamp bit over it before that I had to unscrew, and when I tried to take the bulb out like you usually would it wouldn't come and ended up smashing in my hand (which is why you can't see it). Am I missing something? How do I change this?