The Ultimate PTHM

[Imaq]

What qualities do we reckon the ultimate PTHM would have? I'll set the ball rolling:

- Supports Hearts but rarely goes to games.
- Sneers at those who do.
- Still feels his own opinion is worth more than theirs.
- Is often right.
- Has serious problems (crippling alcohol/substance addiction, Aspergers, possible schizophrenia, etc).
- Routinely makes light of those problems.
- Hates Sam Nicholson.

What did I miss?

[pondlife]

Doubt I'm ever going to go back. I'll just buy a Hampden corporate package (again) if need be/can be arsed but can't see how 5-1 would be topped.

Is that schizo enough?

[Widespread Gang Violence]

Amazed that "gambling" wasn't included in the problems list tbh.

Other than that, where do I collect my medal?

[Imaq]

Amazed that "gambling" wasn't included in the problems list tbh.

Other than that, where do I collect my medal?

I did actually mean to include gambling.

[Papin]

Sexual deviance

[King WillDred of Orange]

Rimming?

[Sterling Archer]

Hatred for fatties?

[PHOODLE-OUt]

Self loathing.

[Papin]

Sociopathic

[I.J]

Hatred for fatties?

And women. And coloureds.

[Sterling Archer]

Lefty

[Sterling Archer]

And women. And coloureds.

Woah woah woah, we don't hate coloureds.

[1500 Dollars a Day]

Woah woah woah, we don't hate coloureds.

Just the taigs.

[Sterling Archer]

Just the taigs.

Nope not them either

[PHOODLE-OUt]

Lefty

We're not that scummy ffs.

[King WillDred of Orange]

Woah woah woah, we don't hate coloureds.

Surely we hate some?

[Fire Doinks]

- Will rapidly shift opinion on topics in order to generate the most rage possible
- Have a perverse love of watching other people bicker
- Project their own insecurities and use smileys and ironic hashtags to mask their pain

[Papin]

Surely we hate some?

Vlad-Stupid?

[I.J]

Nope not them either

^^^
Huge Efe Ambrose fan.

[Scott the Dick]

Has posted pished and regretted it