Cheap Euro Jaunt

[Roger H. Sterling]

Looking at booking up for 5-7 days at the end of July/start of August. I'm a cheap cunt. I just want a cheap bevvy with a bit of sun and some nice lassies. Not arsed for arts or culture or any sort of tourist shite. Straight up getting smashed and contracting STIs.

Got my eye on Vilnius at the moment. £125 for return flights. Any advances?

[Hank Scorpio]

Dunno how it'll compare to Vilnius, but Prague is a great place to go. Good night life, and it's dirt cheap.

[Björn Breaker]

surely amsterdam would be more up your strasse? lots of bursds(not the hookers) decent music venues, reasonable weather,

apparently budapest is meant to be fantastic and ticks all the boxes- i'm meant to be going in July but right now it looks like my mate is pulling out

[The Great Chilavert]

Budapest is really cheap when you're there but flights these days can be a bit more expensive than they were a few years ago. One of my favourite places.

[PHOODLE-OUt]

Just go to Magaluf, ticks all your boxes

[Roger H. Sterling]

Been to Amsterdam, doesn't really fit the bill. Really expensive just to smoke some grass. I've lived in Budapest for a couple of summers - good shout but I'm not going back. I did Magaluf when I was 18. Didn't even get my hole.

[Papin]

Kraków is decent.

[Walter Sobchak]

Barcelona isn't super cheap but it is amazing. You can do it on the cheap though if you plan it properly.

[Le Quatrième Reich]

Budapest or berlin. Unless flights have changed since last year I think they're pretty cheap to budapest and the ruin bars are pretty much the ideal place to get smashed and find a Doris.

[Zizou]

Heard good things about Vilnius. I'd go for that.

[Roger H. Sterling]

Barcelona isn't super cheap but it is amazing. You can do it on the cheap though if you plan it properly.

Barcelona was talked about, but I figured it would be pretty expensive. I'm trying to get away for around £100 a day.

Budapest or berlin. Unless flights have changed since last year I think they're pretty cheap to budapest and the ruin bars are pretty much the ideal place to get smashed and find a Doris.

Wizzair do cheapish flights to Budapest from Glasgow. The ruin bars are my favourite thing ever, if there's anything like that in another city I'm all ears. Anything like that in Prague? I figured the western Europe cities would be pretty dear?

[Roger H. Sterling]

So, Poland/Czech/Lithuania.

Anyone been to these places?

[Herzog]

Bratislava 

[I.J]

Berlin was pretty fucking cheap, and it's fucking great. I'd go there.

[Diego Armando Toblerone]

Berlin or Kraków for me. Both excellent places to go and cheap as chips too.

If I was to choose between the two, I'd go for Berlin.

[Walter Sobchak]

Barcelona was talked about, but I figured it would be pretty expensive. I'm trying to get away for around £100 a day.

Apartments are pretty cheap, or an airbnb, flights with ryanair, and just eat in bocadillo places/local joints and you'll be well within budget.

[Roger H. Sterling]

Interesting Walter. I just assumed it was out of budget because it's, well, Barcelona. I'll look into that further. I'll be airbnbing wherever I go, and never eat in fancy restaurants - don't see the point in spunking half your budget on that - so it really comes down to the price of a pint.

[Zizou]

You don't see the point in eating in nice places while on holiday?

[Roger H. Sterling]

Nope.

[Zizou]

I see.