Fixtures announced today.

[1500 Dollars a Day]

No smoking, no drinking and no entertainment on a Sunday? Sounds shite. But I don't see how going to a Hearts match goes against any of it?

[Mozzer]

Usually when Mozzer pops up with a rare and lengthy post, it's pretty entertaining.

What a shame

I can only apologise.

It should be noted that I am, even at my happiest moments, something of a miserablist so, occasionally, I may post something that is driven by my deep, deep sadness as opposed to the raging bile that normally drives me.

Mozzer

[PHOODLE-OUt]

I may post something that is driven by my deep, deep sadness as opposed to the raging bile that normally drives me.

You have just described 99% of the posts/posters on Talk Hearts

[CritchSmile]

Not going to a Hearts game on a Sunday because you are a mormon but not even being a mormon.

[Roger H. Sterling]

Not going to a Hearts game on a Sunday because you are a mormon but not even being a mormon.

But his dad is, mate. Come on. Doesn't wank on Sundays either because his dad doesn't.

[Sterling Archer]

But his dad is, mate. Come on. Doesn't wank on Sundays either because his dad doesn't.

You've missed the opportunity for a good incestuous rape joke there. You should have said he doesn't have sex on Sunday because his dad doesn't.

[Roger H. Sterling]

I'm not a pervert, Archer.

[Mozzer]

Not going to a Hearts game on a Sunday because you are a mormon but not even being a mormon.

Have you always had difficulty with reading S.J?

Firstly I am still a Mormon. My name remains on the records of the Church despite my non-attendance and unbelief. I'm what the Church would call less active.

Secondly I pointed out that my reason for not attending wasn't about my Mormonhood...it was rooted in habit, a rejection of certain aspects of modern football culture and for my support for my dads beliefs.

If I didn't say that or didn't say it clearly enough then I'm sorry and I hope this clarifies my position. Also...sorry for the snippy opening sentence!

Mozzer

[Roger H. Sterling]

Think everyone can read what you're writing Mozzer. It's just utterly bizarre is all.

[1500 Dollars a Day]

Why do you self identify as something you don't believe in at all, or actively contribute to?

I'm pretty sure the church would call you a non believer and not less active if your opinions go against everything they stand for

[Mozzer]

Think everyone can read what you're writing Mozzer. It's just utterly bizarre is all.

I'm comfortable with that Roger.

I think our beliefs and sense of who/what we are is a fluid, constantly evolving thing. While I have drifted away from faith it isn't something that has drifted out of me...I, like you, am a victim/product of my past.

I like the fact that I have one day in the week which is set aside for things that don't involve money or commodities. I spend Sundays with my family and in activities that are geared towards my self-improvement.

Anyhoo...this is all getting a bit "much" and a little too Mozzer-centric!

Mozzer

[Mozzer]

Why do you self identify as something you don't believe in at all, or actively contribute to?

I'm pretty sure the church would call you a non believer and not less active if your opinions go against everything they stand for

I didn't say my opinions go against everything the Church stands for...charity, love, kindness, selflessness; all core principles of my "beliefs" at present that are also central to Mormonism.

Mozzer

[CritchSmile]

An atheist mormon

[CritchSmile]

Mozzer

[Mozzer]

An atheist mormon

I think this might all be a bit much for you SJ.

Should I just use smilies and gifs to articulate things in the future?

Mozzer

[CritchSmile]

I think this might all be a bit much for you SJ.

Should I just use smilies and gifs to articulate things in the future?

Mozzer

I know smilies annoy the hell out of you.

do atheist Mormons believe in hell?

[Mozzer]

I know smilies annoy the hell out of you.

do atheist Mormons believe in hell?

If I did it would be this conversation.

Mozzer

[PHOODLE-OUt]

If I did it would be this conversation.

Mozzer

[CritchSmile]

If I did it would be this conversation.

Mozzer

The good Mozzer is back.

[King WillDred of Orange]

Mozzer does this mean you're in to a bit of polygamy and you spend y.our sunda,ys with your three wives and 12 kids