Let's Buy Things From "Hearts Direct"

**CritchSmile** · 06-30-2015, 08:21 AM

You wonder why we aren't buying Zlatan and bailing out the banks when we are hawking cheapo chocolate at 1.99 a go.

**Hank Scorpio** · 06-30-2015, 08:44 AM

Do they still have a surprising abundance of Michael Ngoo mugs in the shop? Warnock

PHOODLE-OUt · 06-30-2015, 08:49 AM

Mind they sweatbands you could get out of inter sport in the 90's Wow

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**Hank Scorpio** · 06-30-2015, 08:52 AM

I pass a house in Broomhouse with a set of these every morning:

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Cheeky Gnando’s · 06-30-2015, 09:27 AM

(06-30-2015, 08:02 AM)Vlad-Stupid Wrote: Those mugs on there reminded me of the time I was in mourning for a week after I broke my 98 cup winners mug a couple of years ago

Devastating.Ã‚

The only mugs on there are the ones buying the products amirite guys Smug

**The Great Khali** · (Edited 06-30-2015, 10:27 AM by The Great Khali.)

Mind they used to do Hearts Crisps Laugh

Typed HMFC crisps into Google. The first4 pages of results are crisp threads on KB Laugh

Walter Sobchak · (Edited 06-30-2015, 10:31 AM by Walter Sobchak.)

(06-30-2015, 08:49 AM)Vlad-Stupid Wrote: Mind they sweatbands you could get out of inter sport in the 90's Ã‚

The top sport ones with a hearts tracksuit and one of those bowling bag style bags, the correct look for the 10 year old boy about town, 1990.

**Wee Bitchley** · 06-30-2015, 11:41 AM

I think the crisps they used to sell at matches were Hearts branded. Warnock

**Hank Scorpio** · 06-30-2015, 11:48 AM

They also used to sell popcorn with maroon food colouring on it Warnock

**Sterling Archer** · 06-30-2015, 11:49 AM

I remember that Warnock

What's their return policy? Would be funny to buy some of this stuff just to see what it's like.

**Charlie Kelly** · 06-30-2015, 11:54 AM

The maroon popcorn Warnock

There are some really horrible stuff in the shop, but I'm the proud owner of a Hearts mug that I got for Christmas. Ideal for the weekend cups of tea/coffee.

**Shanklands Fivehead** · 06-30-2015, 01:33 PM

(06-30-2015, 11:48 AM)Hank Scorpio Wrote: They also used to sell popcorn with maroon food colouring on it

Mikey · 06-30-2015, 01:57 PM

I got a Michael Ngoo mug from my dad as a birthday present a couple of years ago Warnock

PHOODLE-OUt · 06-30-2015, 02:33 PM

Did anybody ever eat the crisps? Rebranded Safeway savers muck Laugh

**Hank Scorpio** · 06-30-2015, 03:56 PM

(06-30-2015, 01:57 PM)Mikey Wrote: I got a Michael Ngoo mug from my dad as a birthday present a couple of years ago

Sounds like the sort of thing VS would do Laugh

**Shuto Makino** · 06-30-2015, 04:41 PM

(06-30-2015, 02:33 PM)Vlad-Stupid Wrote: Did anybody ever eat the crisps? Rebranded Safeway savers muck

You did by the sounds of things. Wow

**The Great Khali** · 06-30-2015, 05:00 PM

(06-30-2015, 02:33 PM)Vlad-Stupid Wrote: Did anybody ever eat the crisps? Rebranded Safeway savers muck

Aye I mentioned them earlier. Stocking filler Laugh

PHOODLE-OUt · (Edited 06-30-2015, 05:11 PM by PHOODLE-OUt.)

(06-30-2015, 04:41 PM)Makween Wrote: You did by the sounds of things.

Was in spending vouchers and there was a few quid left to use, they had a big box of them they were trying to shift on the cheap so got 5 bags and a bar of chocolate to scran on the bus. They were awful, launched straight in the bin Laugh

Walter Sobchak · (Edited 06-30-2015, 05:13 PM by Walter Sobchak.)

I bought a giant tub of st mirren branded midget gems when I was buying my ticket for a game though in paisley. They were quite good tbh. 7/10 would buy again.

**Shuto Makino** · 06-30-2015, 05:14 PM

(06-30-2015, 05:11 PM)Vlad-Stupid Wrote: got 5 bags and a bar of chocolate to scran on the bus.