Scotsport SPL

[Big Physical Acey]

Precious memories.

[Cheeky Gnando’s]

I will never understand how or why that happened

[Big Physical Acey]

Whatever happened to the Orcadian boy? Was he not related to that guy who won Big Brother 4?

Remember how the woman was known as "Sarah(?) O" because the revelation that her surname was "O'Flaherty" or something similar would outrage Rangers fans?

[Zizou]

Horrendous in every possible way.

The presenters

The tramps in the crowd

[Zizou]

Think Burley was sacked a few days later.

[Walter Sobchak]

Look at the nick of them. Delahunt's baggy off-pink shirt. A truly awful programme.

[PHOODLE-OUt]

So

[Cheeky Gnando’s]

Whatever happened to the Orcadian boy? Was he not related to that guy who won Big Brother 4?

Remember how the woman was known as "Sarah(?) O" because the revelation that her surname was "O'Flaherty" or something similar would outrage Rangers fans?

Correct on all counts

"I don't want people to associate my name with a certain team from the east end of Glasgow" = my Kafflick name will have the Bears spewing bile down the phone to the Record hotline

Archie MacPherson with his trousers so short you could see his bare calves when he crossed his legs

[CritchSmile]

Cringey at the time, but compare it now to the 5 mins of grainy highlights and the morgue of Steven Thompson delivering a eulogy to Rob Maclean.

Bring it back


A Northern Irish lassie who knew f all about Scotland or football, a random from the Orkney's who knew f all about football and Jim "super scoreboard" Delahunt though?

[Walter Sobchak]

Archie MacPherson with his trousers so short you could see his bare calves when he crossed his legs

I remember one of Tam or Stuart's lines from off the ball about having archie's cashmere ankle socks in the scottish football hall of fame.

[KartumaFish]

I may have appeared on scotsport spl back in the day.

I had just flown back from working in the states and my old man said he'd signed me up to, ostensibly, speak up the upcoming braga game but really to have a go at the pieman. Showed up and spoke to Sarah O - quite pretty really, but a big old arse - and told her i wasn't fussed for talking about the game and just wanted to have a go at Robinson. She had no idea who he was and directed me towards Delahunt who, fair's fair, knew his stuff but said they couldn't discuss it on air for fear they'd be blacklisted by the club (Robbie's Long Throw Award showed this to be a wise choice). I mumbled something about Braga looking like a tough tie with Mark de Vries short on fitness, collected my £40 in travel expenses and went about my day.

Oh, and the cameras used to record the show were the same ones the used for Rangers TV, so had 'RangersTV' moulded on to the side of them. Not a hint of irony.

[Sterling Archer]

What was Tam Cowan's show called? I went to a recording of that once.

[Picards Forehead]

What was Tam Cowan's show called? I went to a recording of that once.

offside

[Sterling Archer]

offside

That's the one

[Picards Forehead]

That's the one

Tam Cowan and his mascot Jock the Cock (Played by the bloke who was the Paisley Panda before he shat on the floor in an opponent's dressing room iirc )

[Sterling Archer]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gayJjddaZRc

[Ray Winstone]

Archie McPherson and his veiny legs on show

[Gigolo-Aunt]

Great days



Did Jim not shoot at the 5 a side goals at the start of each episode (from 3 yards away)

Used to hate the way that boy used to describe the goals in the weekly round up - he would throw in as many words beginning with the same letter as one of the teams

"Dandy Dons destroyed etc"

"Saints to sinners as etc"

"Killie Ko'd by"

[Hank Scorpio]

It was a car crash of epic proportions

An hour long show (including adverts), and they had Julyan Sinclair interviewing lassies who cleaned the kits

Did they not spend the first 15 minutes of the first episode talking about Henrik Larsson's move to Barcelona?

[Walter Sobchak]

Did they not spend the first 15 minutes of the first episode talking about Henrik Larsson's move to Barcelona?

Everything that is wrong about scottish football in one sentence.