Talk Hearts Daily News Thread

[Shteve]

I've seen me being that para on occasion, it's obviously a balancing act because you can't really dismiss people as the real cases would just get laughed off but sounds like she was heavy para and got in her head that's what was going on. Just my opinion like.

[Walter Sobchak]

I don't think she actually got spiked, well at least she didn't drink the drink that she thought had something in it.

No, I mean she's probably had a wee pill, but sounds like she was tripping a bit off it tbh.

[Walter Sobchak]

Spanish guys "clearly texting a description of me". Were they aye.

I can always tell what a foreign person standing many metres away from me is texting in a foreign language, just by looking at them, and through the powers given to me by my treasured fiat 500 and regular consumption of chinese food.

[Chrambo]

https://bit.ly/2KgMaof

The jock girl who smashed up an ambulance in London (after the England game) has only been questioned. Surely that's criminal damage?

[Wee Bitchley]

Just because they haven't charged her yet doesn't mean that it isn't.

[Walter Sobchak]

Did she actually damage it? Thought she just danced on it? Also what acey says.

[Shteve]

The only thing worse than an English cunt is a Scottish cunt celebrating with them and mimicking their behaviour, lock her up.

[CritchSmile]

https://bit.ly/2KgMaof

The jock girl who smashed up an ambulance in London (after the England game) has only been questioned.  Surely that's criminal damage?

The article says she danced on top of a smashed up ambulance.

If someone dances on a bank after a robbery do they get charged with theft?

[Mr A]

The article says she danced on top of a smashed up ambulance.

If someone dances on a bank after a robbery do they get charged with theft?

Really good comparison.

[CritchSmile]

Really good comparison.

Yeah, I thought so. Seemed a bit misleading when Chrambo said she smashed up an ambulance, don't you think?

[Wee Bitchley]

Damaging an already-damaged thing further is still damage, you ninnies.

[Mr A]

Damaging an already-damaged thing further is still damage, you ninnies.

Scott - your comparison should have been 'if a woman walked into a bank that had just been robbed and stole more things would that still be classed as theft?'

The answer is Yes.

[CritchSmile]

If ever there was a case for independence it's a bunch of English folk smashing up an emergency response vehicle and when a Scottish lassie just fancies a wee dance then she is the one charged with criminal damage.

This could spark indyref2

[CritchSmile]

The answer is Yes.

It always is

[Zizou]

If ever there was a case for independence it's a bunch of English folk smashing up an emergency response vehicle and when a Scottish lassie just fancies a wee dance then she is the one charged with criminal damage.

This could spark indyref2

Don't see what she has done wrong. Different standards depending on whether you are an alky jock cunt of course.

[Billy Butcher]

The only thing worse than an English cunt is a Scottish cunt celebrating with them and mimicking their behaviour, lock her up.

There are warning signs here. Lock her up and throw away the key  before she poses a greater threat to society

[Walter Sobchak]

I think she should be put in stocks before the next scotland game tbh.

Struggling to see how dancing can damage an ambulance though. I'd just be jailing her for celebrating with the england fans.

[Walter Sobchak]

The answer is Yes.

Knew you would see the light.

[Wee Bitchley]

The answer is Yes.

Struggling to see how dancing can damage an ambulance though. I'd just be jailing her for celebrating with the england fans.

Haven't seen the footage (only the odd still image) so I could be way off, but climbing/jumping on it could conceivably have dented it? CPS guidance says that what constitutes “damage” is “a matter of fact and degree”, and “need not be visible or tangible if it affects the value or performance of the property”. Obviously that's a crucial fact they'd have to prove.

[Chrambo]

Damaging an already-damaged thing further is still damage, you ninnies.

This is it. She's damaged an ambulance which could have quite easily been on its way to an emergency situation.

Hopefully she will be charged eventually.