Wayne Rooney

[shaun.lawson]

Still think he's mince tbh.

I am so, so down on the granny shagger. As I suppose various grannies have been too.

[Chrambo]

Reminds me of the time I bumped into Nade at 2.30am on a Saturday morning in the Best Kebab on Leith Walk. Hearts had a game later that day

Can't remember the exact game but it was definitely at home and he came on for the last half hour.

[Zizou]

Anyone watching this Rooney thing?

Sorely lacking any type of charisma

[Gigolo-Aunt]

Anyone watching this Rooney thing?

Sorely lacking any type of charisma

Watched it and thought it was pretty decent. You could tell that where he comes from means a lot to him and the bits when he was bumping in to old women (there's the set up) in the street and the conversation between them seemed pretty genuine. He seems a pretty shy chap and is defo missing the x factor when it came to charisma.

Forgot just how explosive he was when he burst on to the scene - its a shame his legs went when they did as his game is completely changed now. Suppose the swashbuckling style he had would have been hard to carry on through his 20's.

Scoring his first league goal v Arsenal and then going home to kick a ball about the garages with his mates

Dunno what diet they have the kids on though - every scene they were eating shite

[Chrambo]

Just watching the document now...his mum 

Literally the first thing she said "He was just a normal lad...I had three jobs just to give him everything he has today"