1v1 Me / Back of the Wheatfield

[Cheeky Gnando’s]

Following a bit of chat elsewhere, share your stories of when you were involved in, or witnessed, proper argy-bargy at the football. Fist fights, boys dragged away from each other all welcome.

One of mine: League Cup Final, my mate's brother is going nuts at Sutton and Hamill from the moment we kick off. A boy behind us takes umbrage and tells him to shut his face. My mate's dad takes offence, then gets told to "shut up ya old cunt", then my mate wires in and it all turns nasty very quickly I just watched the whole thing unfold with the biggest wiggo you've ever seen.

It all turned out well in the end, one of the boys in the other group handed out some chocolate buttons as a peace offering and we were pals by the end of the game. By chance, met one of the guys through my flat mate at a later date and he's a top man

Got to be better than this though - let's hear them

[Herzog]

Ive honestly never seen any bother in the stadium with Hearts fans. Bizarre. Ive seen away fans fighting amongst themselves though.

[The Great Khali]

Easter road when robbo was in charge.

Somebody shouted for "the useless cunt to just fuck off"

Guy behind him took offence to that and grabbed him. "Dinne fuckin speak aboot robbo like that ya cunt"

Both guys started trying to kick the shit out of each other, with their bairns standing watching.

[The Great Khali]

I was outrageously drunk so can't be entirely sure but I'm fairly certain fans were all scrapping behind me at the Zagreb away game too

[Gigolo-Aunt]

Chocolate buttons

[Shuto Makino]

Was in a few of these incidents in my younger days tbh. No proper fisticuffs ever came of them and generally it was down to people taking offence to things my group was saying/songs we were singing. Looking back we were wee arseholes, tbf. One guy about lost his mind during a Celtic game and kept telling us to 'meet him at the phonebox' at full time. He then started acting all matey with us the next week, which was weird.

[Cheeky Gnando’s]

Chocolate buttons

Listen m80, I had just witnessed a fist fight nearly break out between a 65+ year old man and a guy in his early 20s - I just appreciated the gesture and wasn't about to pull him up for his primary school confectionary choices

[Drederick Shanktum]

The facts of begbies story are that he was the one with the sweeties




:begbie:

[PHOODLE-OUt]

Seen loads of paggars over the years, wheatfield was terrible for it. Probably one every away game anaw Alcohol on an empty brain is a dangerous combination.

[Mikey]

Seen loads of paggars over the years, wheatfield was terrible for it. Probably one every away game anaw Alcohol on an empty brain is a dangerous combination.

Was going to say, if you go to plenty away games you see it all the time. Too many cunts who marry all day drinking with being intellectually challenged.

The worst one I've seen was probably Raith away last season when Keatings scored a hat-trick. A bunch of 'casual' type cunts, all middle aged, swanning in about 15 minutes after kick off and just standing/sitting wherever they liked, obviously looking for a fight.

Some baldy guy took offence to them being in his seats and a pagger ensued. Baldy guys head was pissing blood  

There's this cretin that sits behind me at Tynecastle. He's only about 20 but he seems to think he's the oracle of football and screams at 'Neilson' and just about any Hearts player in his incredibly grating, high pitched voice. He was giving it tight to Juanma last week and the boy in front of him just turned round and went, 'Go and shut the fuck up or I'm going to hit you '

Not a word from him for the rest of the game. The best part of it was the boy's dad looking like he was in total agreement while he was getting threatened with violence. If he was a bit fatter, I'd think it was Bunter.

[Drederick Shanktum]

The raith thing last season was cringe.

There are always loads of squabbles at away games. Our support are a bunch of utter um bongos

[CritchSmile]

Following a bit of chat elsewhere, share your stories of when you were involved in, or witnessed, proper argy-bargy at the football. Fist fights, boys dragged away from each other all welcome.

One of mine: League Cup Final, my mate's brother is going nuts at Sutton and Hamill from the moment we kick off. A boy behind us takes umbrage and tells him to shut his face. My mate's dad takes offence, then gets told to "shut up ya old cunt", then my mate wires in and it all turns nasty very quickly I just watched the whole thing unfold with the biggest wiggo you've ever seen.

It all turned out well in the end, one of the boys in the other group handed out some chocolate buttons as a peace offering and we were pals by the end of the game. By chance, met one of the guys through my flat mate at a later date and he's a top man

Got to be better than this though - let's hear them

I've seen scores of embarrassing fights between Hearts cretins.

Your mate's brother sounds like a top man though, and I would've loved to have sat beside him during the cup final.

[Walter Sobchak]

Had an amusing one at the Ozturk derby, this steaming mess, with the worst teeth I've possibly ever seen (see below), at the game with his mid-20s daughter, the two of them started up the fenian this, black that. Turned around straight away and told him to shut up or fuck off and got into an amusing argument which ended with him going "BUT AH UHM A BIGOT I'll SING WHAT AH WANT" He pretty much stopped his bigoted stuff but spent the rest of the first half trying to shout at everyone around us while pointing like "Dinnae sing, you'll offend the middle class hearts fans" "Stoap singing everyone, dinnae offend the posh cunts in front" while everyone dingyed him for being a cretin spouting utter drivel.

Posh, because I told him to piss off with his shite chat.

[CritchSmile]

Pozzied for the amazing photo.

[Cheeky Gnando’s]

Good god, look at that dentistry

[PHOODLE-OUt]

I find his attire more nauseating tbh

[2MatoFish]

[Walter Sobchak]

I find his attire more nauseating tbh

I've got a full pic if you really want to feel sick, though I'm in it so that will offset the nausea imo.

Dat nose tho...

[PHOODLE-OUt]

One more for my 'Walter wank bank' won't do any harm

[Herzog]

I've got a full pic if you really want to feel sick, though I'm in it so that will offset the nausea imo.

Dat nose tho...[emoji14]inigol:

Im in it too...