Oil and gas sector could lose 35,000 jobs in next five years

[Picards Forehead]

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotland-sc...s-30395972

condolences Dalton

[PHOODLE-OUt]

[Zizou]

[Sterling Archer]

[Ray Winstone]

[Big Physical Acey]

Oh dear.

[Picards Forehead]

Oh dear.

[Walter Sobchak]

[Hank Scorpio]

I mean

[The Comedian]

Fuck ye.

Edit - Probably back office.

[Groot]

[Christian Benorchgrevink]

Aye you're fucked! Can see your next job interview.

-so what did you in your last job?

-I got paid an extortionate amount of money to tell other people to do things I lack the ability to do myself.

-we'll be in touch.

[Ray Winstone]

Gone are the days of £100 per hour contracts.

[Picards Forehead]

Gone are the days of £100 per hour contracts.

[Groot]

Aye you're fucked! Can see your next job interview.

-so what did you in your last job?

-I got paid an extortionate amount of money to tell other people to do things I lack the ability to do myself.

-we'll be in touch.

When you put it like that I'm ready for a career change into politics

I may even choose to stand for the SNP just to troll the fuck out of all the folk who know that I voted No

[Ray Winstone]

Price now at $60 per barrel and FT predicting it could go as low as $40 in the next month.



They are reporting that the US are putting massive pressure on the Saudi's to pump massive amount of oil which brings the price down but at the same time will ruin the Russian economy.

Any jobs going boys?

[PHOODLE-OUt]

Wont be long til you're hanging about Aberdeen hotel lobbies giving businessmen handies for £5

[Big Physical Acey]

In Aberdeen this morning: can confirm that the city and locals look even more miserable than usual.

[Picards Forehead]

Imagine if we had allowed the cretinous yes voters to hang our entire economy and future on this crumbling pile of shite.

So much Jay and Yay re: Dalton's job prospects btw

[Christian Benorchgrevink]

Wont be long til you're hanging about Aberdeen hotel lobbies giving businessmen handies for £5

Yeah he'll definitely have to drop his prices now.