"Winter Wonderlands"

[Big Physical Acey]

For example:





http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/pic...21#rlabs=1



http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/lau...as-4678859



http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/mk-...op-2932028



http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/dorset/7758112.stm

Who the fuck thinks that paying £20+ a head for this sort of shite is a good idea?

Has anyone taken their kids to one? Did it ruin Christmas for you?*


*hope so

[Steven Toast]

If you visit one of these places, you deserve to have a heart attack in front of your kids on Christmas day.

[PHOODLE-OUt]

That looks fucking harrowing

On the off/slim chance anybody ever lets Acey put his willy near enough them to have kids, I hope that is the kind of shite he gets dragged round each year


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[Christian Benorchgrevink]

Nah fuck that. The wee one wanted to see Reindeers so I'm taking her to the Deer Park on Sunday.

Every year without fail you get a story like this. If I saw a place like that advertised I definitely wouldn't go first weekend because it's guaranteed to be a clusterfuck!

What I will say is the Santa from the one in a Princes St Gardens was fucking harrowing last year! I'll see if I can find a pic.

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[Hank Scorpio]

Nah fuck that. The wee one wanted to see Reindeers so I'm taking her to the Deer Park on Sunday.

Every year without fail you get a story like this. If I saw a place like that advertised I definitely wouldn't go first weekend because it's guaranteed to be a clusterfuck!

What I will say is the Santa from the one in a Princes St Gardens was fucking harrowing last year! I'll see if I can find a pic.

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[Sterling Archer]

That's craigieboy

[dokratrow]

Hope you kept your kids well away, Benoit.

What was the context of that photo?

[Gigolo-Aunt]

Looks like the sort of place snuff movies are made (I would imagine)

[Charlie Kelly]

You're not likely to entice many families to your Wonderland if you're goint to hang Santa from a fucking noose in the middle of the marquee.

[Christian Benorchgrevink]

Hope you kept your kids well away, Benoit.

What was the context of that photo?

The wife is beside holding my daughter who's cowering in fear. They're fucking hilarious but there's no way I'm putting pics of my wife and kids up here.

[Sterling Archer]

Cut out the kids mate

[Christian Benorchgrevink]

Cut out the kids mate

[dokratrow]

The wife is beside holding my daughter who's cowering in fear. They're fucking hilarious but there's no way I'm putting pics of my wife and kids up here.

Good thing you did, I'm a predatory paedophile.

[Del-icious]

I was working at one a few weeks ago.

Check this wee cunt digging a grave.

[Big Physical Acey]

^^^ What the fuck.

Here's another one from today:

Parents angered by 'awful' Frozen party in Kilgetty
Parents have demanded their money back after children were left in tears at a Frozen-themed party in Pembrokeshire.
More than 200 children queued for more than an hour for the £10-a-head party at the Begelly Arms Hotel in Kilgetty.
Parents said the room was too small, the advertised buffet consisted of crisps and a mini chocolate bar and the present from Santa was a 5p lolly.
The pub said it rented the room in good faith to organisers Pembrokeshire Mascots, who have refused to comment.
A Disney Europe spokesman said: "This event was not in any way authorised by Disney and we're sad to hear that families were disappointed thinking they were going to have a genuine Frozen experience."
Parent Joy Williams said: "We expected a winter wonderland but there were no decorations, no tinsel, nothing."
Pembrokeshire Mascots did respond to complaints on Facebook, saying they moved queues as quickly as possible and have taken people's concerns on board.
The company has now cancelled three other events planned in the run-up to Christmas.

[Herzog]

[Mikey]

Looks like the sort of place that is a Petri dish of beasting and incest.

[Le Chat]

If you visit one of these places, you deserve to have a heart attack in front of your kids on Christmas day.

[Walter Sobchak]

I was working at one a few weeks ago.

Check this wee cunt digging a grave.

Every year it's the same. Another tabloid outrage after a winter wonderland is 'forced to close.' Top hilarity for everyone else though.

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TBH it's the kind of place I thought would be top of Vlad Stupid's Christmas list every year.