Purchasing Advice

[Big Physical Acey]

Shark hoovers* - any good? Mrs Acey is pushing for one (women eh lol) whereas I'm happy enough with the cordless Brexit hoover* we currently have.

*inb4 hoover is a brand name u wally

[Christian Benorchgrevink]

Noticed a massive difference when we went from a Dyson to Shark. Felt like a tink the first time we used it when we saw how much crap came out the carpets 

[Sarkozabal]

Shark hoovers* - any good? Mrs Acey is pushing for one (women eh lol) whereas I'm happy enough with the cordless Brexit hoover* we currently have.

*inb4 hoover is a brand name u wally

Was looking at this in the summer because I'm a very boring man

Verdict seemed to be Shark used to be the best cheaper alternative to a Dyson but since they've become a big name in their own right the prices have gone up so you don't really save much any more. Either just get yourself a Dyson (apparently more power?) or do what I did and go for some no-mark Chinese brand for a third of the price

[Charlie Kelly]

Shark hoovers* - any good? Mrs Acey is pushing for one (women eh lol) whereas I'm happy enough with the cordless Brexit hoover* we currently have.

*inb4 hoover is a brand name u wally

We had one but it only lasted a year before the joint in it snapped and it was unusable, apparently a common issue if you get a folding one. 

We replaced it with a Vax and it's much better. 

How fucking boring is life that hoover chat is a thing

[Kashinda]

We have a shark and I hate it. Good suction but dreadful manoeuvrability (lol) and just find it pretty difficult to use tbh. Best hoover we've ever had was a Sebo. Got it at the restaurant now and it's class. They also use them in Buckingham Palace so you know they're good

[Shteve]

We've got a cordless Dyson, she seems to enjoy it so happy days.

[Floyd]

We have a shark and I hate it. Good suction but dreadful manoeuvrability (lol) and just find it pretty difficult to use tbh. Best hoover we've ever had was a Sebo. Got it at the restaurant now and it's class. They also use them in Buckingham Palace so you know they're good

Always wondered what happened to him.



We've got a Shark, it's got excellent suction and goes from hard floors to carpet easily enough, but it's heavy and is a pain for steering or doing the stairs.

Better than the previous Dyson though.

[Johnny]

I use my George Foreman at least once a week, its class

Its a silly wee one (for a silly wee man) so sits on the bunker next to my wee omelette machine, again at least once a week, next to the beer tap which has barely been used since lockdown. The very definition of a impulsive lockdown purchase wich has barely been used since the novelty wore off

[Big Physical Acey]

“Omelette machine” it's called a frying pan m8

[Sarkozabal]

Also very interested in what an 'omelette machine' is  
Johnny's kitchen filled to the brim with faddy single-function items

[Zizou]

That does sound like a nice fad I make shite omlettes

[CritchSmile]

[Hank Scorpio]

Johnny is the rube that buys everything from the middle aisle in Aldi

[King Kebab]

I bought one of these for the work a few years ago, it was terrible. 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/334636347098?...5ae6406c78

[King Kebab]

I also had something similar to this 

[Billy Butcher]

Shark hoovers* - any good? Mrs Acey is pushing for one (women eh lol) whereas I'm happy enough with the cordless Brexit hoover* we currently have.

*inb4 hoover is a brand name u wally

https://sharkclean.co.uk/product/shark-l...rm:Wandvac

I've got this one for the flat. Does the job well and doesn't have any of the bendy bits that might snap. You couldn't do a full house in one go but you could do a floor at a time or a room at a time (can get a charging station that charges a replacement battery so you can just switch it out and go again).

[Fraggle]

Had a Sebo for years which was good but was corded.

Cordless Shark now, no complaints.

[King Kebab]

A couple of rolls of sellotape would be better than a shark.

[Christian Benorchgrevink]

All the wee betas struggling to push their Shark around the house 

[Rory Breaker]

Shark hoovers* - any good? Mrs Acey is pushing for one (women eh lol) whereas I'm happy enough with the cordless Brexit hoover* we currently have.

*inb4 hoover is a brand name u wally

We got a shark last February, pretty good and we bought it direct from so they threw in a detail kit for Valeting cars