Gaming thread

[dokratrow]

Had a son.

He's a bastard, inbred, disfigured, insane and mentally retarded, but he's a son.

Lol jks, going to have to have him killed.

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Died comatose in bed. Everything's coming up Dokratr0.

[Zizou]

Is it right that if you have a PS4 you can pay a fiver a month for Sky and get all the channels on it?

[dokratrow]

Is it not just the standard Sky Go service? £5 on top of your Sky package (unless you have multiroom).

http://www.eurogamer.net/articles/2014-1...om-sky-app

[Huevito]

Downloaded crusader kings 2.

Too difficult for me. Didn't have a clue.

Ok morph, back to civ V.

mups.

[dokratrow]

You just need to start a game and play it a while. Soon you'll be arranging matrilineal marriages, changing laws and drowning inbred babies with the best of them.

[Huevito]

I dunno man.

I started of as this Scottish boy and i had an army of about 800.

These cunts kept coming into my land (dunno if they were actually enemies) so i kept attacking them and getting fucked.

Just wanted Scotland to take over the world eh?

[Walter Sobchak]

Was getting a lappy off two strippers on GTA last night when the birsd walked in. She was actually seething.

[Papin]

Was getting a lappy off two strippers on GTA last night when the birsd walked in. She was actually seething.

[dokratrow]

PS4 reserved for collection at my leisure.

[Huevito]

PS4 reserved for collection at my leisure.

Maybe got a swap off gumtree for brand new ps4 and 4 games

:pinilla:

[dokratrow]

Maybe got a swap off gumtree for brand new ps4 and 4 games

:pinilla:

Mine came with Lego Batman, Minecraft, Driveclub and LittleBig Planet.

Just peeling the plastic wrap off them the now so it looks slightly less shameless when I trade them all into GAME.

[dokratrow]

FIFTY FIVE BRITISH POUNDS FOR FIFA

The clientele, employees and general ambience of GAME shops

The jakey shouting "wa-hey!" and taking a selfie with his Xbox One

The cultural epicentre that is the Desperate Dan statue

The crestfallen look on the cashier's face when I told him I hadn't even opened LittleBig Planet 3 and had come straight from Argos

[Sterling Archer]

Was getting a lappy off two strippers on GTA last night when the birsd walked in. She was actually seething.

Got into a discussion last night about the fact that you can kill prostitutes in the game...

FIFTY FIVE BRITISH POUNDS FOR FIFA

The clientele, employees and general ambience of GAME shops

The jakey shouting "wa-hey!" and taking a selfie with his Xbox One

The cultural epicentre that is the Desperate Dan statue

The crestfallen look on the cashier's face when I told him I hadn't even opened LittleBig Planet 3 and had come straight from Argos

Should have bought a xbox, you can get digital copies of all the games in the US Store for 59 dollars

[dokratrow]

That's a steal at £37 tbf.

Games used to be £29.99 fur fuck sake.

[Shanklands Fivehead]

Should have bought a xbox, you can get digital copies of all the games in the US Store for 59 dollars

What's this

[Sterling Archer]

You used to be able use a credit card or paypal directly but they've stopped you.

I can talk you through it if you're interested? It's really easy

[Wee Bitchley]

Why are you idiots buying PS4s for yourselves a week before the sales start?

[dokratrow]

Fuck knows. Regret it already.

[Shuto Makino]

This thread

'Aethelbaws the Mighty just died without descendants, leaving the throne to his sister's son. WHY DID IT HAPPEN WHYYYYYYYYYY?'

Computer games including the law of primogeniture

[Dexter]

^ Auld Fart Alert.