Duckandcover & other neds

[The Prince]

Honest to fucking god, this wee cunt annoys the fuck out of me on jkb. Horrible wee tramp who thinks he is some type of wee casual. Has to be one of the ugliest cunts you will ever see in real life.

There is a few of these cunts over there that aren't even trolling but proper M***** who just get away with their shite, is that fucking gorgie loyal website not still up so those cunts can go and compere tea towels.

[Big Physical Acey]

CSF ya bas

[Charlie Kelly]

Completely agree with the OP, that boy is a complete welt. Hates the tims.

I remember he posted some pish about pumping a bird and going over there for advice of what to do next, I knew the bird and she was howling. Needless to say I encouraged him to keep at it.

[Chrambo]

Is this masonicchess? The story above about the bird above is similar to one of his stories.

[Shuto Makino]

Duckandcover used to be duckandcovercsf1 didn't he? Idiot of a poster. It was okay when he was about 18 but now he's about 27.

[Charlie Kelly]

Dont think so, duckandcover still posts now and again, usually to say how much he hates Celtic.

Used to fire out with some horror shows about whether he should be texting a bird after a night out and stuff like that. He was a definite weirdo.

[Chrambo]

I'm gonna PM him about this place.

[The Prince]

Remember speedbump? He was another mong on there. One of the funniest was when on a thread about hearts & hibs casuals all being pals he came up with

"Aye we all get on because we all like the same type of music & trainers"

FUCKING TRAINERS, LIKE WTF!

Just think of the scene in football factory when they are all scrapping, kicking fuck out of each other, "wow mate, you got the sambas, cool mate" carries on pavement dancing.

[Shuto Makino]

I know speedbump in real life.

Interesting character.

[Walter Sobchak]

I have an image of speedbump being about 45.

Still pavement dancing though.

[The Prince]

I know speedbump in real life.

Interesting character.

So do I, still a roaster. You ken the story about the hibs boy putting the cunt thru a pub window? Must not have had the good trainers on that day.

[Walter Sobchak]

Was wearing some nice kegler supers but had been listening to radio 1 on his way in.

[Herzog]

I've known Speedbump many years. Dont agree with anybody being a hooligan but each to their own. Apart from that i've always got on well with him. Only seen him a couple of times in the passing in a good few years.

[Shuto Makino]

Wouldn't say I dislike speedbump at all, but he's not someone I'd choose to spend much time with. Anyone got him on Facebook? I had to hide him from my newsfeed. Terrible.

[Christian Benorchgrevink]

What's the deal with that MacDonaldJardine? He's another one who doesn't try to hide his dislike of all things Kafflick. Pulled him up obit on the Zagreb thread and while he didn't agree he didn't exactly try hard to deny it.

[The Prince]

What's the deal with that MacDonaldJardine? He's another one who doesn't try to hide his dislike of all things Kafflick. Pulled him up obit on the Zagreb thread and while he didn't agree he didn't exactly try hard to deny it.

Aye, another that has a taste for windows. "Look at how great a Proddy I am."

No shame in hiding it, the Dave Whealen thread was a joy for that prick.

I'm sure he once said something along the lines that we have a history of not liking kafflicks, can't remember the exact moronic thing it was tho.

[GeoffK1874]

What's the deal with that MacDonaldJardine? He's another one who doesn't try to hide his dislike of all things Kafflick. Pulled him up obit on the Zagreb thread and while he didn't agree he didn't exactly try hard to deny it.

He reminds me of Adam Murray on ye olde Kickback - intelligent enough to sail as close to the line as possible without crossing it.

[Winston Churchill]

I have an image of speedbump being about 45.

Still pavement dancing though.

He was Tyson on the old JKB .

[Del-icious]

Who is duckandcover?

I posted a story from when I was younger and be knew exactly who I was.

In fact I think someone showed me his Facebook and I had no friends in common and never heard of him. Weird as fuck

[Martin_T]

He reminds me of Adam Murray on ye olde Kickback - intelligent enough to sail as close to the line as possible without crossing it.

Adam Murray still infrequently posts on the current JKB.