Ross County v Hearts

[Charlie Kelly]

What price are County?

[Bill Cosby]

0-3.

Moan the Hearts.

[Gigolo-Aunt]

Fuck me

[Big Physical Acey]

Mince at centre half again. Do we honestly not have anyone else?

[Winston Churchill]

Smith & Brown still cluttering up the treatment room.

[It's utter shit]

Starting with 9 men today. 

[Shteve]

Forgot about Randall I always do tbh, wonder if mince will be shoehorned into centre half.

[Billy Butcher]

The international break had let me forget just how weak that Hearts squad is

There are some poor players in that team. Hopefully we can sneak some wins and get to January so we can get some better players in.

[Shteve]

Don't even know what formation will be played there, just a collection of bodies dumped on to a football pitch.

[Dam Son]

That midfield is so weak

[beats]

Where's Nowak? He was being talked about as a replacement for Hughes and he's nowhere.

Shite team. Mind grind out a point I suppose.

[It's utter shit]

3-0 County. The easiest home win they will get all season.

[Hank Scorpio]

It seems like 3-5-2 with Randall and Smith wing backs.

[Currahee!]

What's wrong with Callaghan? Is he injured?

[Winston Churchill]

No left back and that midfield

[Shteve]

How can that polish plumber not get a game at LB even when that other guy is injured

[Winston Churchill]

Because he's a better plumber than a left back.

[Cheeky Gnando’s]

He won't be getting a game til after the stand is finished amirite guize lol

[Hank Scorpio]

Smith is a decent LB

[Winston Churchill]

From over the road.



In our last 20 SPL matches we have a dire goalscoring record. In only 3 games out of those 20 have we scored 2 goals. Until we start putting the ball in the net we aren't going to win many games.



0 goals = 9 games

1 goal = 8 games

2 goals = 2 games

2+ goals = 1 game