Murrayfield

[Coppercrutch]

I was sitting next to a lady who was so plump it was hard to even get my seat into the correct position.

Genuinely horrific. Not Murrayfield's fault, I suppose but thoroughly unenjoyable nonetheless.

My mum says hello.

[Winston Churchill]

Cunt.

[Half Time Guest]

I hope security stop the pie man from entering the stand upon our return to Tynecastle.

Get the fat cunt to fuck.