Callachan

[Grooto Toure]

I don't mind him tbh

He will always give his all and is capable of getting the occasional goal plus he's not afraid to try and run beyond the strikers

In a perfect world he'd be nowhere near the Hearts team but even without seeing today's game given the choice between him and Djoum I'd choose him however with the likes of Irving and Cochrane coming through he'll be a fringe figure before too long

[PHOODLE-OUt]

After the last few years, I'm pretty happy with anyone who actually attempts to stick the ball in the net

[Array]

waste of a piece of bench tbh. Keep as a squad player if we're looking to play in the Championship next year but get rid if we're looking to compete in the spfl. Which we are so his presence in the Hearts squad isn't necessary.

[Snake Plissken]

I thought Irving really showed up his technical deficienices on Saturday.

I like how Callachan is capable of running beyond the defenders and he'll get the odd goal but he's just so limited. When he tried to round Gordon in the Celtic game that was Callachan in a nutshell - good movement, awful technique.

[Chrambo]

https://www.edinburghnews.scotsman.com/s...-1-4775161

[Walter Sobchak]

Re Martin:

“He's a great boy but he's just not my cup of tea as a player,” said Levein. “It's nothing to do with him as a person, he's a lovely guy. It's just a normal situation. Things change, and I want to do something different in the midfield area. He's not going to play here, so we'll see what happens. We'll need to find him something, perhaps back in France, or Scandinavia, where he was before.”

Levein is such a weird guy.

[Array]

[Zizou]

Gave his all but it is scary that professionals actually thought he was Hearts standard. Another Levein failure.

[Konnichiwa You Cunt]

On Martin:

“He's a great boy but he's just not my cup of tea as a player,” said Levein.

Can't really think of any other managers being so blatantly dismissive of a guy they actually signed

[Walter Sobchak]

It's not like Martin's game wouldn't have been obvious to anyone looking at him.

[The Comedian]

His cup of tea when he gave him a 3.5 year deal though

[Ray Winstone]

Does Levein think we have all forgotten that he was DoF when Martin signed? Trying to kid us on he was Cathro's choice?

Fuck off you speccy wanker - another 3 year deal handed out to a pup

[Zizou]

It's just all fucking bullshit

He'll be doing the same thing to one of this summers recruits in a years time.

[Hank Scorpio]

It's just all fucking bullshit

He'll be doing the same thing to one of this summers recruits in a years time.

At least one will be Grzelak'd by January

[Charlie Kelly]

Grzelak  forgot all about him. What a shambles of a footballer

[Winston Churchill]

Steggy chucks another player under the bus.

[Sterling Archer]

Versatility over quality

[The Fez Reich]

Gonna miss the new Mickey Cameron 

[Widespread Gang Violence]

Mickey Camewrong

Rubbish player, shills Herbalife, has a naturally angry-looking face. Very little to like imo.

[Hank Scorpio]

A massive Jambo who shat it against Hibs. That's unforgivable in itself, but he was appalling for a good 75% of his games. Then there's the error at Fir Park