BANTER CLUB

[Zizou]

Literally one day into the new season and we have already blown the league cup with an amateur level fuck up after a backs to the wall performance against some boys who got together at fives and made a wee eleven aside team.

About 15 new signings, 13 of them guaranteed to be shite. Levein job sharing with himself. Stand still half finished. Pitch guaranteed to go wrong somewhere.

We are Scotland's banter club. It used to be Hibs, but it really is us The laughing stock of Scottish football.

[Charlie Kelly]

Crying shame we didn't just go bust

[Hank Scorpio]

I'd love to see the seethe if even half of this shit went down under Vlad

[Steven Toast]

A total fucking embarrassment.

We have a daft old granny running the club and a football dinosaur in charge of the team.

Strap yourselves in for another joke season from the comedy club.

[Billy Butcher]

There are thousands of people who plow hundreds and even thousands of pounds into the club.

At what point do questions start getting asked? When we have to sign 10+ new players AGAIN next season? When the pitch starts tearing up in two weeks time? When it turns out the police box hasn't been reduced enough in size and we can't sell a row of seats?

Those running the club need to be asked serious questions.

[Shuto Makino]

Honestly I expected a big fuck up with something at some stage this season, but I didn't expect it to happen by July 18th.

[Zizou]

There are thousands of people who plow hundreds and even thousands of pounds into the club.

At what point do questions start getting asked? When we have to sign 10+ new players AGAIN next season?  When the pitch starts tearing up in two weeks time? When it turns out the police box hasn't been reduced enough in size and we can't sell a row of seats?

Those running the club need to be asked serious questions.

It's an important point. The fans are putting serious money into the club and the people running it are incompetent in so many ways.

I stopped my FoH donation when Levein was put in charge and won't be starting it up again until Budge is gone. What is the point.

[Zizou]

Even routine things like this end up strange and making no sense.

[Shuto Makino]

[Felix]

Run by a bunch of liars

Great

[Steven Toast]

If our club was a person it would be Mothy.

[Charlie Kelly]

If that's genuine then that's fantastic : imagine making up interest in your assistant manager, what would the end game be?

[CritchSmile]

Mcphee probably trying to get a raise by over inflating the "interest" the Indian club showed.

[Ando]

we're good for shits and giggles at the moment.

Bet there are still folk in the 'in queen Budge and king Levein we trust' mindset.

[Steven Toast]

https://twitter.com/SimpsonsSPFL/status/...68768?s=19

[Sasa]

Just a fucking joke man. Romanov would have been crucified if he pulled shit like this. Budge and the board should rightly receive criticism for the shambles of the last few years

[Winston Churchill]

After forgetting to order the seats for rusty Bertie. Forgetting to register a player is small potatoes

[Floyd]

If our club was a person it would be Mothy.

[Del-icious]

If our club was a person it would have blindly walked into traffic by now

[Steven Toast]

If our club was a person it would have blindly walked into traffic by now

After forgetting to post the life insurance forms at the last minute.