With haircuts like that, it's a near certainty that they won't learn anything in school anyway and are a high risk of distracting others, so you might as well send them home.
I once had to take a half day from work after a particularly savage lunchtime haircut - then had to get my sister's pal to scalp me in a vain damage limitation exercise.
If that lassie in Woods ever offers to fix your cow's lick, kick her square in the fucking pie.
Right clearly I was taking the piss with the first load of haircuts but these ones have also been deemed unacceptable for school and the boys have been sent home are put in the soupy.