Inside Tynecastle

[Hank Scorpio]

This should be fun

[Billy Butcher]

Full camera crew in MacPhee's bedsit as he talks them through the genius of an Iraqi third division side's set pieces.

[CritchSmile]

Another money making scheme from budge. Break the tv contract and get the cameras out our club. We are no longer a circus. It ends here.

[Mikey]

It'll end up with loads of footage of cunts going berserk in the stands that'll we'll get meme'd to fuck out of for

[CritchSmile]

It'll end up with loads of footage of cunts going berserk in the stands that'll we'll get meme'd to fuck out of for  

Sunderland's reputation hasn't recovered from the shit show tv programme.

Cameras shoved in the players faces when they at their lowest ebb. Not helpful! Get rid

[Half Time Guest]

It's the Scottish version of Sunderland till I Die isn't it.



Can't wait to see Levein and co trying to convince some of the shite high earners to leave in January so we can bring in new players like Bain did with Jack Rodwell, only for it to go to shit and we sign  nobody.

[Shteve]

These fucking cunts would have thought it would show them in a great light and they'll be shown up for the charlatans they are, that's the only positive you can take from it.

[Hank Scorpio]

Craig Levein genuinely will be like David Brent hanging around the club after getting his redundancy 'the sack'

[Ray Winstone]

Craig what's your dogs name...'Nelson, after Craig Nelson'

[BoJack Horseman]

Just imagine some of the shite they've caught on film already

[Zizou]

When's this coming out?

Will be gold for non Hearts fans.

[General Zod]

Just imagine some of the shite they've caught on film already

McPhee regaling more tales like when he was in New York on 9/11, Thailand on Boxing Day 2004 when the tsunami happened and in Japan in 2005 when the earthquake hit. Now, if you're going to come away with absolute whoppers that's the way to do it.

[BoJack Horseman]

“Hello, is that Loic Damour? Craig Levein here. Listen, I'm going to have to let you go. Yeah, it's the sub-standard perfomances, not acceptable for a club like Hearts...”

*Stendel puts phone on speaker*

“The time sponsored by Accurist is 4:32pm...”

“Pathetic”

“Is it?”

[Big Physical Acey]

Actually cannot wait to see this.

[Shteve]

When's this coming out?

Will be gold for non Hearts fans.

Let's be honest, it will be gold for us anaw.

[PHOODLE-OUt]

“Hello, is that Loic Damour? Craig Levein here. Listen, I'm going to have to let you go. Yeah, it's the sub-standard perfomances, not acceptable for a club like Hearts...”

*Stendel puts phone on speaker*

“The time sponsored by Accurist is 4:32pm...”

“Pathetic”

“Is it?”

[Steven Toast]

“Hello, is that Loic Damour? Craig Levein here. Listen, I'm going to have to let you go. Yeah, it's the sub-standard perfomances, not acceptable for a club like Hearts...”

*Stendel puts phone on speaker*

“The time sponsored by Accurist is 4:32pm...”

“Pathetic”

“Is it?”

[Del-icious]

[Cheeky Gnando’s]

[Big Physical Acey]

Honestly, M.Night Shyamalan will be wanting added as Executive Producer on this documentary at this rate.