Contagion 2020

[Lil Sebastian]

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-be...s-52290976

What a guy.

[Felix]

£6m now

[Walter Sobchak]

I saw this on the new york times.

Closer look: In one week, more than 16,000 people died of all causes in Britain — about 6,000 more than the five-year average for that time of year — a hint at the true death toll involving the coronavirus.

[Fermi]

I saw this on the new york times.

Closer look: In one week, more than 16,000 people died of all causes in Britain — about 6,000 more than the five-year average for that time of year — a hint at the true death toll involving the coronavirus.

There was a story about this in Scotland last week, up 60% apparently.

https://www.theguardian.com/world/2020/a...n-scotland

[Big Physical Acey]

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-be...s-52290976

What a guy.

£6m now

That'll fund the NHS for about five minutes. Maybe taxation is a better option.

[Felix]

Price of facemasks has just shot up.

[Cheeky Gnando’s]

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-be...s-52290976

What a guy.

Good for him. The NHS costs about £2bn a week though so

[Half Time Guest]

£7.4 million now 

Phenomenal stuff.

[Big Physical Acey]

The NHS is underfunded because you selfish bastards didn't give a fiver to the old man doing laps of his garden #bigsociety

[Zizou]

Germany exit plan



In far better shape than us of course.

[Del-icious]

Universities last plz

[Mikey]

The smileys and the notes app really lending an authentic and valid touch to that there plan.

[Big Physical Acey]

Religious gatherings banned indefinitely. Could get behind that as a policy tbh.

[Zizou]

The smileys and the notes app really lending an authentic and valid touch to that there plan.

That is Stan Collymore's notes of an article Just thought it was easier for the likes of VS to process.

[Nive la France]

I've seen people saying the usual cost is between $600 and $800 for a month's supply in the States. Pure profit. Even rationing insulin slightly leads to a drastically decreased quality of life in the short-term and risks serious long-term damage and reduced life expectancy.

So many cunts should be lined up for the guillotine when this is over  

[PHOODLE-OUt]

Just saw two fat burds necking in the street and a junkie asked me if you can get corona off a fart. Not leaving the house again.

[Charlie Kelly]

 the wonders of West Lothian

[Hendricks]

Just saw two fat burds necking in the street and a junkie asked me if you can get corona off a fart. Not leaving the house again.

Must be the day for it, we took the dog out for a walk in the park this afternoon and were greeted by this sight    Not the hump day image I'd anticipated 

[pondlife]

https://www.facebook.com/bbcscotlandnews...1767958019

Some of the comments on this ...

Govt should allocate allowed oot time slots for various groups:
moany cunts - 6am to 2pm
joggers - 2pm to 2:30pm
cyclist scum - 2:30pm to 2:45pm
families - 2:45 to 4pm
football loving dads & sons - whenever the fuck we like as long as no cyclist scum are around 4 to 9pm
bams - 9pm to 4am
dog walkers - 4 to 6am

that should sort it!

[Del-icious]

https://www.facebook.com/bbcscotlandnews...1767958019

Some of the comments on this ...

Govt should allocate allowed oot time slots for various groups:
moany cunts - 6am to 2pm
joggers - 2pm to 2:30pm
cyclist scum - 2:30pm to 2:45pm
families - 2:45 to 4pm
football loving dads & sons - whenever the fuck we like as long as no cyclist scum are around 4 to 9pm
bams - 9pm to 4am
dog walkers - 4 to 6am

that should sort it!

15 mins to cyclists