Contagion 2020

[Kashinda]

There's yer tiers

[Jeff Resnick]

Here's the levels each of the five factors is:

https://twitter.com/andrewlearmonth/stat...94976?s=20

Edinburgh and East Lothian first in line to move to 2.

[Charlie Kelly]

Midlothian can't be far behind based on that, shock West Lothian bringing the Lothians down :

[Del-icious]

Na h-eileanan siar

Who the fok is that guy?

[Sarkozabal]

Who the fok is that guy?

Isn't that your middle name?

[Del-icious]

Na it's my first name that's Gaelic mate

[Jeff Resnick]

Who the fok is that guy?

Western Isles.

[Del-icious]

Have they always been referred to as that or is that a recent thing?

I have always called them the Hebrides.

[Nive la France]

Who the fok is that guy?

Irvine Jambo

[Jeff Resnick]

https://twitter.com/SamCoatesSky/status/...18432?s=20

[Socko]

They've already added 'tier one plus' for Bristol, they'll just add shit as and when stuff happens. Not like they've actually got a plan on how to get through this is it?

[Big Physical Acey]

Whatever happened to that Nandos scale they used for about three days? Difficult to imagine how England could've ballsed this up any more.

[Drederick Shanktum]

They all but admitted the rise in cases in Scotland is being driven by schools but they aren't closing for love nor money.

[Cheeky Gnando’s]

We just got a big thing out today to say we'll have to wear masks while we're teaching, as will the kids

These people apparently never went to school to understand how impossible this will be

[Zizou]

I've heard stories about kids just randomly sitting whistling all day in classes under the masks. Pissing myself at that trolling

[Cheeky Gnando’s]

It will probably be a fucking nightmare for a lot of teachers from the trolling side of things but just in terms of actually delivering a lesson. I teach kids with hearing disabilities. Fuck are they meant to do

[CritchSmile]

They should try hearing with their ears instead of their mouths

[Cheeky Gnando’s]

They should try hearing with their ears instead of their mouths

You should try typing with your fingers instead of your face.

[Del-icious]

They should try hearing with their ears instead of their mouths

[Big Physical Acey]

They should try hearing with their ears instead of their mouths

You should try typing with your fingers instead of your face.

Lovely exchange