Weird Telly Shows from the Past

[Walter Sobchak]

They might have done better if they had reenacted the best footballer of all time's war heroics tbf.

[Big Physical Acey]

Used to love Fash FC Was that the one on Bravo?

[Mikey]

If the spirit of Bobby was invoked, they'd be in League 1 by now.

John Fashanu is made for television man. Used to take the players to red carpet events where they'd get pissed and start acting the goat in front of Ant and Dec and that. So strange.

Used to love Fash FC   Was that the one on Bravo?

Aye. There was a lot of mental shit I on Bravo. I mind there was a sort of Scottish equivalent of Jackass where they used to just do outrageous stuff like pour petrol on footballs and light it and play five a sides. The goalies beard went on fire

[Hank Scorpio]

Was it Bravo that had Jo Guest in Jamaica, co-hosted with George Wright

[PHOODLE-OUt]

Was that Scottish jackass not called secret squirrel or something

[Mikey]

Was that Scottish jackass not called secret squirrel or something

Can't mind. Can't find any evidence of it.

I mind they all sat up trees and then sawed through the branches to see who would fall down and be gravely injured first. Don't think it was on after

[Big Physical Acey]

Fort Boyard - flying random punters to a Napoleonic sea fort off the coast of western France so they could crawl through tunnels of cockroaches and spiders, egged on by Melinda Messenger and Dirty Den from Eastenders.  

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ssBqE189ezU

[Mikey]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P3c5rsqqHjE

Anyone mind this? Convincing a bunch of idiots that they were going to space after about 2 weeks training?

[2MatoFish]

Was that Scottish jackass not called secret squirrel or something

There was one called 'world famous for dicking around'. So lame, but fuck all else on at 1am.

[Mikey]

There was one called 'world famous for dicking around'. So lame, but fuck all else on at 1am.

That's the one

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kX1UjRn0zig

[Walter Sobchak]

Was that Scottish jackass not called secret squirrel or something

Team squirrel. They were in my year at school.

[Kashinda]

Balls of Steel was good

https://youtu.be/JS0oKu88jG0

[The Great Khali]

Eurotrash

[Hank Scorpio]

Loved Eurotrash

The voiceovers always cracked me up

[Nive la France]

Trying to crack one out to Eurotrash back in the day was tough going - 30 seconds of tits followed by dancing Eiffel Towers and a Europe's Heaviest Ballsack competition.

Also, Banzai

[Del-icious]

Mind staying up and waiting on my parents going to bed to get sexcetera on. Just a bunch of Americans going finding weird sex shit in Europe

[Nive la France]

Laid Bare was the worst - another 30 seconds of tits then Ron Jeremy types giving interviews

[Del-icious]

I looked up sexcetera there and it looked a bit more porny than I remember

Kira Reed

[Nive la France]

https://youtu.be/NHU_hOzGCiU

How the fuck was this allowed

[Mikey]

Waiting for the 5 minutes of free viewing you got on the porn channels at 11pm

Mind there was shan soft porn films on late on channel 5 every Friday night. Boy in my year at school got called Randy Rennie because that was all he ever talked about.