Talk Hearts FC

[Fraggle]

A pre-contract with Clyde, fucking hold me back 

[Nive la France]

Still second fiddle to Acey

[Groot]

Still second fiddle to Acey  

Maybe not any more - he's away to Porto and I'll need to check but didn't look like TalkHearts bought a replacement goalie

[Big Physical Acey]

Porto I will succeed where Ryan Gauld failed.

Pastels de nata

[Nive la France]

My time to shine

[Hank Scorpio]

Not welcome in Kirkcaldy

[Groot]

Not welcome in Kirkcaldy

They don't like anyone who doesn't share their views on fucking relatives

[Groot]

Ok quick summary of things at the end of January 

• Acey went to Porto for £18.75m (that was his release clause)
  
• Fraggle has signed a precontract with Partick Thistle
  
• There is interest in Hank from Livingston
  
• Pondlife went to Nottm Forest from Cardiff for £800k (£950k)
  
• 2Na went on loan to Huddersfield
  
• Lewis has been put on the transfer list by Wigan
  
• Juventus want to sign Kash
  
• Neave strained knee ligaments in January meaning he couldn't take Acey's #1 spot, some French boy was signed but conceded 6 goals in 3 games so may see Neave come in now he's getting back to fitness.
  

[Hank Scorpio]

A Toni Macaroni diet is on the cards

[Shteve]

Transfer list I'm obviously pushing for a move out of the dump that is Wigan, get me back doon the road

Either that or I battered Morph in training.

[Rory Breaker]

Transfer list I'm obviously pushing for a move out of the dump that is Wigan, get me back doon the road

Either that or I battered Morph in training.

Name change to Jamie Walker plz

[Groot]

[Kashinda]

• Juventus want to sign Kash
  

“Talk Hearts FC icon Kash is truly one of world football's global superstars.”

Is it any surprise? 

[Groot]

End of season summary

TalkHearts finished 3rd in the league

Since the close season Mak has signed for Aston Villa for £12m
Groot was signed by Celtic   but subsequently loaned to Newcastle for some reason 

Acey won the Portuguese league with Porto
2Na moved to Crystal Palace for £6m from Man City
Tatum finished runner up in the EPL but won the Carabao Cup with Man Utd
Neavi didn't play in the second half of the season but is wanted by Villa and Leicester
Rory is wanted by Brighton
Zizou, Benoit and Khali seemed to be happy to stick around at TalkHearts
Floyd is still with Hearts
Charlie is now in the Tottenham 1st Team Squad but listed for loan
Scott is wanted by Tottenham
Kash is still at Newcastle with no firm interest right now
VS is still with Aberdeen
Sarkozy is still with Angers in the French 2nd tier
Fraggle is settled with Partick Thistle
Toast made a £17m move from Celtic to Borussia Mönchengladbach
Walt is still with Villa
Rog is having a solid first season in the MLS
Pondlife is on the fringes at Forest
Hank is still at Raith but wanted by Killie
Morph and Lewis are still the Bert & Ernie of Wigan

[Rogers Mako]

Big bucks

To Villa

[Floyd]

Still at Hearts.

Bert & Ernie at Wigan.

[Del-icious]

Still at Hearts.

Bert & Ernie at Wigan.

[CritchSmile]

Mourinho after my signature.

[Charlie Kelly]

Mourinho after my signature.  

Come join North London's premier outfit :

[Christian Benorchgrevink]

Talkhearts till I die