Dungdee Utd v Hertz

[Zizou]

Andy Halliday said on Open Goal he forgot his boots for the game and had to wear Finlay Pollocks which were half a size too wee. Fuck off blisters

[Billy Butcher]

Players bring their own boots to the game?

Where do we keep our young coaching prodigies if we don't have a boot room anymore?

[Floyd]

Players bring their own boots to the game?

Where do we keep our young coaching prodigies if we don't have a boot room anymore?

Not sure we have one at Tannadice.

[Mikey]

Andy Halliday said on Open Goal he forgot his boots for the game and had to wear Finlay Pollocks which were half a size too wee. Fuck off blisters

Used to like Open Goal but I've just watched about the first 8 minutes of this and had to turn it off. Was doing my tits in

[Shuto Makino]

People can't go off Open Goal or they will need to find a new place to pick up catchphrases like 'he's got a bit about him'.

[Big Physical Acey]

If I wanted to hear inarticulate clods drone on about football, I'd read other people's posts on talkhearts.

[Del-icious]

Open goal is good

Maybe the patter isn't for everyone but they know their shit so you do get a good insight to these games from a footballers perspective.

[Sarkozabal]

They should put Kevin Kyle out to pasture on the old cunts one nobody watches with Ferguson and McAvennie. Offers nothing to it and clearly hasn't watched a Scottish game that didn't involve Celtic for years.

It's a pretty good listen generally though.

[Mikey]

Quite funny how Kevin Kyle has no idea when you can and can't reveal something about somebody though. Wonder how much they cut out of him talking because they don't want sued

[CritchSmile]

Enjoy Open Goal. Easy to criticise from outside but in terms of creating Scottish Football content they do a great job.

[Shteve]

I rate open goal, Kevin Kyle is actually brutal though he doesn't even know who anyone is, Ferry can be bad for that as well, some strange shite opinions and not knowing well known players names and that is quite poor imo.

[CritchSmile]

Sometimes Kevin Kyle repeats the point of the last person who has spoken.

e.g. X says - I think Ryan Kent has had a good season, I think he'll get a move.

Kyle: I hink Rian Kint's doin a gid jib this seasin, ah widny be siprised if he goes tae inglind or simwhir abrid.

[Shteve]

He comes across to me like someone who isn't really that interested in football but still wants to give (ill informed) opinions on it. Some of Ferry's shouts are absolutely abysmal as well tbf. Sometimes wonder if he watches football outside of Peterhead games.

[Zizou]

What pisses me off about Kyle is he's clearly a rabid tim. Patters really shite as well.

[CritchSmile]

He comes across to me like someone who isn't really that interested in football but still wants to give (ill informed) opinions on it. Some of Ferry's shouts are absolutely abysmal as well tbf. Sometimes wonder if he watches football outside of Peterhead games.

Grosvenor sports are flying though

[Shuto Makino]

Open Goal is fine to have on in the background, but the weird parasocial relationships some people build with them, and the copying of Si Ferry's wee catchphrases (a few on here guilty of both ) is deeply weird.

[Big Physical Acey]

Which catchphrases? I need more arbitrary reasons to neggy people tbh.

[Shuto Makino]

Neggy everyone who uses 'he's got a bit about him' or any variant of it

Also be deeply suspicious of anyone making what they think is a controversial point and immediately following it with 'there ye go'

Definitely more out there but these two stick out.