Humptys

[Mikey]

Surprisingly good feet and set of cauliflower lugs that suggests he's played league. Could be decent for ragdolling Porteous

Definitely get him hounded out the club if he likes rugby.

[Pete Seeger]

He's from Wigan mate, Questions be asked if he didn't play. Genuinely think this boy will be decent from the 20 minutes I've seen from him.

[CritchSmile]

Everything about him annoys me.

[Floyd]

Everything about him annoys me.

Starting to like him.

[Hank Scorpio]

I think lazy is the last thing he is, tbf. Don't think he's been all that good so far, though. If it helps us manage Shankland's minutes, then fair enough.

[Shteve]

It was annoying me that he wasn't anywhere near it when we cleared the ball up the park, maybe not lazy then just not intelligent or aware enough to predict where he needs to be, he was always miles away.

[Billy Butcher]

Yeah he's definitely not lazy. Maybe not a great player technically or anything like that but he puts himself about I'd say.

The Cammy decision to go with Forrest at a tighter angle rather than play in Humpty in an easy 1 on 1 doesn't look great though

[Felix]

He's got some left foot on him.

[Del-icious]

Want to see more of him, don't think he's as bad as we made out.

Someone want to have a word about the low socks and coloured boots though.

[Winston Churchill]

He's pish and a goal virgin.

[pondlife]

Nahh, I'm hopeful, based on the YT and the few minutes he's played, looks a stronger more direct version of Gino. Play the ball in front of him with little options bar a sway of teh hips he'll be generally golden.

[2MatoFish]

He's shite, but he did a wee bit last night.

We're fucked if shankland gets injured

[Felix]

He's shite, but he did a wee bit last night.

We're fucked if shankland gets injured

Has he ever been injured?

Not sure I can recall reading about him being crocked....

[Hank Scorpio]

Has he ever been injured?

Not sure I can recall reading about him being crocked....

Probably doesn't mean he's immune from injury, tbh.

Also, it's Hearts.

[Shteve]

He won't get injured it's only good players that get injured for us.

[Hank Scorpio]

I think he meant Shanks m8. 

Although he needs a goal from open play. Hits a mean Gérard Pique, but also missed a complete sitter.

[The Great Khali]

Someone at work pointed out he looks like the wee guy in the middle here and I can't unsee it

[Mikey]

[Hank Scorpio]

He's been ruined now

[Picards Forehead]

Kio on the left as well